He burped on my clit...

... and then kept going.

Not like, a little uh oh burp, I mean, he full on man burped onto my clitoris while going down on me. I felt the hot breath on my hoo-ha ya'll. The scream I nearly scrumpt, bro.

I'm not going to lie, I was stunned. Stunned into starfish mode.

I was instantly a dry water slide. He had to use lube because my sex drive was gone. I WANTED to have sex with this man, I really did. I actually LoOkEd FoRwArD to this sex.

I was just so flabbergasted. I still am!

Not even a "I'm so sorry, excuse me!" I would've taken embarrassment. I would've accepted apologies. We could've laughed about it. But we didn't. Oh god. We didn't. And we ♥♥♥♥♥♥. And I put on my clothes, and I went home and showered.

I'm sorry, but the ick is real, and I will not be seeing him again.

At least say "excuse me!"

Jesus.

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