I DRILLED A HOLE DIRECTLY INTO MY PINEAL GLAND AND I'VE BEEN DUMPING PROPEL ELECTROLYTE PACKETS INTO IT AND NOW I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH WORMHOLES FROM THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY. IT WANTS ME TO GO TO IRAQ AND CONSUME THE IMMORTAL BODY OF GILGAMESH. I'VE ALREADY BOOKED MY PLANE TICKET. IF I CAN SUCCESSFULLY EAT GILGAMESH I WILL BE ABLE TO OPEN UP THE STARGATE. GILGAMESH, I AM COMING TO CONSUME YOU. YOU WILL BE NO MORE.

Ugggh *rubs belly*

Im bouncing on valentine like a trampolineeee

Hey this is Valentine's mother I'd like to ask you why are you private messaging MY SON pictures of HUMANOID FELINE CREATURES in strange, sexual positions? This is VERY CONCERNING behavior from a stranger on the internet such as yourself. DO NOT message MY SON ever again. DO NOT bring your strange sexual kinks anywhere NEAR my family. If you are caught contacting MY SON ever again, I WILL personally contact the INTERNET AUTHORITIES about this SICKENING BEHAVIOR!!!!!!

Lies lies false.. this is incorrect! Not true!

i didnt ♥♥♥♥ my cat. i didnt ♥♥♥ on my cat. i didnt put my ♥♥♥♥ anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)