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Jetix 10 Jan, 2019 @ 5:33am 
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Sad Life 24 Dec, 2018 @ 2:31pm 
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Victorious Secret 4 Aug, 2018 @ 12:17pm 
 
Magic with Miranda #4

:FarabelMage: Since you're a danger to nearly everything on the planet,
you're going to start off with a training stick :glowstick:
:terrifiedh: No wand? COME ON!

:FarabelMage: See that :gecko: over there? I want you to turn him into an Iguana
Aim your stick and say the magic word...which is?
I'll be right back with the spell book.
:terrifiedh::glowstick:

:defaultstaff: Miranda..Use me instead
:terrifiedh: Huh? Is Wendy's staff speaking to me?
:defaultstaff: Miranda..I am powerful..I am better than the stick
:terrifiedh::defaultstaff: I hate the stick, OK.

:embarrassedh::defaultstaff: :gecko: turn into an Iguana :em_boom:


:terrifiedh::defaultstaff: OH ♥♥♥♥, undo UNDO UNDOO
♥♥♥♥, he's coming! Better put this back


:AncientBook::FarabelMage: turns out the magic word was "Napkin".
Now aim your stick at the.....hey, wheres the gecko?


:terrifiedh: HaVeN'T SeEn IT        :FarabelMage: :SpaceTrex:
 
Victorious Secret 2 Aug, 2018 @ 1:48pm 
 
Magic with Miranda #3

:FarabelMage: Well done Miranda
:embarrassedh: Really?
:FarabelMage: NO!  Why are you so reckless?
:terrifiedh: Well, my stats are kind of..
:FarabelMage: ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
:terrifiedh: Yep
:FarabelMage: Lets take a look. They can't all be....!?
Explain something to me.
How do you get negative points in a skill?
Pickpocketing for example, you're a -75. What does that even mean?
:embarrassedh: Well, when I pickpocket, I place my items into their pockets.

:FarabelMage: ...

:FarabelMage: Your Equip Load is high, 125.
:embarrassedh: I'm wearing Havel's Ring

:FarabelMage: Your Intelligence is 5...wait, 5?
:embarrassedh: My favorite color is circle
:FarabelMage: Yep, that's a 5

:FarabelMage: I guess we'll start with the basics then.
Ready to start your training?
:embarrassedh: Yes! But first, can I have my items back?

        Pickpocket Level Decreased: -76
 
Victorious Secret 31 Jul, 2018 @ 2:48pm 
 
Magic with Miranda #2

:FarabelMage: Miranda, your Dragon stunt has cost us our village and now we must sleep in the woods!
:embarrassedh: I'm sorry Wendy
:FarabelMage: Its Wendyl, and I accept your appology. Lets just get some rest and try again tomorrow.

    :MOONMOON:
:CampingTent:

:terrifiedh: Psst, Wendoll...Wendull
:FarabelMage: Wha...why are you waking me?!
:terrifiedh: I heard something outside.
:FarabelMage: So then start a fire & scare off whatevers out there.
:terrifiedh: Ok
:FarabelMage: zZzZz


:bigexplosion: BOOOOOOOOM :bigexplosion:


:CampingTent: zzZzz  !! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT !!


:embarrassedh::magicwandx: Wendil, the volcano is working!
:FarabelMage:  What volca.... :volcano: OH MY GOD!!
:embarrassedh::magicwandx: Its scaring them off!

:FireTree::FireTree::FireTree::volcano::FireTree::FireTree::FireTree:           :tribedeerrun:  She's crazy, RUN!  :Squirrelisabunny:
 
Victorious Secret 29 Jul, 2018 @ 6:20pm 
 
Hope you're enjoying the new "Magic with Miranda" series. The next one will be dropping this Wednesday.
I've also changed the main screenshot on my profile to reflect the new series. If you like it, feel free to favorite, rate or simply leave a comment. Thanks for supporting the new series and I hope it continues to brighten your day :tinder:

https://eo.steamhost.cc/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1458372939