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Jetix 10 Jan, 2019 @ 5:33am 
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Sad Life 24 Dec, 2018 @ 2:31pm 
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Victorious Secret 4 Aug, 2018 @ 12:17pm 
 
Magic with Miranda #4

:FarabelMage: Since you're a danger to nearly everything on the planet,
you're going to start off with a training stick :glowstick:
:terrifiedh: No wand? COME ON!

:FarabelMage: See that :gecko: over there? I want you to turn him into an Iguana
Aim your stick and say the magic word...which is?
I'll be right back with the spell book.
:terrifiedh::glowstick:

:defaultstaff: Miranda..Use me instead
:terrifiedh: Huh? Is Wendy's staff speaking to me?
:defaultstaff: Miranda..I am powerful..I am better than the stick
:terrifiedh::defaultstaff: I hate the stick, OK.

:embarrassedh::defaultstaff: :gecko: turn into an Iguana :em_boom:


:terrifiedh::defaultstaff: OH ♥♥♥♥, undo UNDO UNDOO
♥♥♥♥, he's coming! Better put this back


:AncientBook::FarabelMage: turns out the magic word was "Napkin".
Now aim your stick at the.....hey, wheres the gecko?


:terrifiedh: HaVeN'T SeEn IT        :FarabelMage: :SpaceTrex:
 
Victorious Secret 2 Aug, 2018 @ 1:48pm 
 
Magic with Miranda #3

:FarabelMage: Well done Miranda
:embarrassedh: Really?
:FarabelMage: NO!  Why are you so reckless?
:terrifiedh: Well, my stats are kind of..
:FarabelMage: ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
:terrifiedh: Yep
:FarabelMage: Lets take a look. They can't all be....!?
Explain something to me.
How do you get negative points in a skill?
Pickpocketing for example, you're a -75. What does that even mean?
:embarrassedh: Well, when I pickpocket, I place my items into their pockets.

:FarabelMage: ...

:FarabelMage: Your Equip Load is high, 125.
:embarrassedh: I'm wearing Havel's Ring

:FarabelMage: Your Intelligence is 5...wait, 5?
:embarrassedh: My favorite color is circle
:FarabelMage: Yep, that's a 5

:FarabelMage: I guess we'll start with the basics then.
Ready to start your training?
:embarrassedh: Yes! But first, can I have my items back?

        Pickpocket Level Decreased: -76
 
Victorious Secret 31 Jul, 2018 @ 2:48pm 
 
Magic with Miranda #2

:FarabelMage: Miranda, your Dragon stunt has cost us our village and now we must sleep in the woods!
:embarrassedh: I'm sorry Wendy
:FarabelMage: Its Wendyl, and I accept your appology. Lets just get some rest and try again tomorrow.

    :MOONMOON:
:CampingTent:

:terrifiedh: Psst, Wendoll...Wendull
:FarabelMage: Wha...why are you waking me?!
:terrifiedh: I heard something outside.
:FarabelMage: So then start a fire & scare off whatevers out there.
:terrifiedh: Ok
:FarabelMage: zZzZz


:bigexplosion: BOOOOOOOOM :bigexplosion:


:CampingTent: zzZzz  !! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT !!


:embarrassedh::magicwandx: Wendil, the volcano is working!
:FarabelMage:  What volca.... :volcano: OH MY GOD!!
:embarrassedh::magicwandx: Its scaring them off!

:FireTree::FireTree::FireTree::volcano::FireTree::FireTree::FireTree:           :tribedeerrun:  She's crazy, RUN!  :Squirrelisabunny:
 
Victorious Secret 29 Jul, 2018 @ 6:20pm 
 
Hope you're enjoying the new "Magic with Miranda" series. The next one will be dropping this Wednesday.
I've also changed the main screenshot on my profile to reflect the new series. If you like it, feel free to favorite, rate or simply leave a comment. Thanks for supporting the new series and I hope it continues to brighten your day :tinder:

https://eo.steamhost.cc/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1458372939
 
Victorious Secret 28 Jul, 2018 @ 3:12pm 
 
"Magic with Miranda"

:FarabelMage: Miranda, my name is "Wendyl the Wise" and I will teach you h..
:embarrassedh: ...Notice me Senpai!
:FarabelMage: SILENCE! Do not interupt me when I am...
:embarrassedh: Sorry Wendyl-chan
:FarabelMage:  Sigh, why do I even bother?!
Let's just begin. I want you to envision an object, focus on the object and then cast it into reality.

ARROW!       :kelvinangry: HEY! Not cool!
:embarrassedh::magicwandx:         :em_boom::good_shot:
Hi Brian!
He's my assista...

:FarabelMage: SILENCE!
Try again. Focus harder and don't speak.

:embarrassedh::magicwandx:        :em_boom: :dragonanger:
:FarabelMage: A DRAGON??!!

:embarrassedh:  Well, I couldn't spell "Komodo" so I just put "Dragon" instead.

You Baka!  RUN!
:embarrassedh::FarabelMage::fireball:
 
Victorious Secret 24 Jul, 2018 @ 5:20pm 
 
Want to see a magic trick?
Meet my newest assistant, Alex

:kelvinangry: Its "Kelvin" and I don't even know you

Thanks Brian. Now please hold this :probarrow: arrow
I will now make the arrow vanish and then reappear.


VANISH!
:embarrassedh::magicalstaff::Implo:                    :em_boom:    :kelvincute:
                                 Woah, cool!

Now REAPPEAR!
:embarrassedh::magicalstaff::Implo:                     :em_boom: :ty2shorts: :kelvinangry:
                       That's not an arrow STUPID,
                            those are my shorts!

Peter, look down..            :kelvinangry:
:embarrassedh::magicalstaff:                                 :good_shot:
                          What have you DONE?!

MAGIC!
:embarrassedh:
 
Victorious Secret 16 Jul, 2018 @ 4:28pm 
 
Want to see a magic trick?
Once I say the magic word,
this incredibly pissed off :gl_beast:
will change back into a cute little :sirkittens:

Ready?
 
 
KABLAM              ♥♥♥♥, too BIG!
:embarrassedh::magicalstaff::toadpepe::toadpepe::toadpepe::toadpepe::SparkleBubbles::zootiger::SparkleBubbles:

KABLAM-O           ♥♥♥♥, too MANY!
:embarrassedh::magicalstaff::toadpepe::toadpepe::toadpepe::toadpepe::SparkleBubbles::zootiger::zootiger::zootiger::SparkleBubbles:

KABLAM-OMG     ♥♥♥♥, it WORKED!
:embarrassedh::magicalstaff::toadpepe::toadpepe::toadpepe::toadpepe: :SparkleBubbles:              :SparkleBubbles:

Easy peasy lemon...
:embarrassedh::magicalstaff:
 
:zootiger::zootiger::zootiger::terrifiedh:         ♥♥♥♥, RUN!
Victorious Secret 10 Jul, 2018 @ 5:47pm 
:toadPepe:
           Want to see a magic trick?
When I wave this wand and say the magic
word, this :sirkittens: will turn into a baby duckling.
                          Ready?
:toadPepe:
KABLAM
:embarrassedh::magicwandx::BlueGlow:  :starshine::Nyanbear::starshine: 
:toadPepe:
...wait, that's not a baby du...:gl_beast:  RUN!
:toadPepe:
Victorious Secret 8 Jul, 2018 @ 6:10pm 

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:sedium::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::sedium:
:acbutterfly::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::tinder::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::acbutterfly:
:toadPepe::sedium::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::sedium::toadPepe:
:toadPepe::toadPepe::acbutterfly::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::acbutterfly::toadPepe::toadPepe:
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:toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe::acbutterfly::toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe:

Having a friend like you truly
     brings joy to my heart.
  You will always be loved :tinder:
Victorious Secret 7 Jul, 2018 @ 12:09pm 

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:acbutterfly::toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe::acbutterfly::toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe::acbutterfly:
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:toadPepe:
:lbcat: Life is great when you still have ̶ ̶n̶i̶n̶e̶ EIGHT! :playingaround:
Victorious Secret 29 Jun, 2018 @ 3:59pm 


:toadPepe::sedium::acbutterfly::sedium::toadPepe::sedium::acbutterfly::sedium::toadPepe:
:acbutterfly::Implo::Implo::Implo::acbutterfly::Implo::Implo::Implo::acbutterfly:
:sedium::Implo::Implo::Implo::Implo::Implo::Implo::Implo::sedium:
:acbutterfly::Implo::Implo::Implo::N_Pneuma::Implo::Implo::Implo::acbutterfly:
:toadPepe::sedium::Implo::Implo::Implo::Implo::Implo::sedium::toadPepe:
:toadPepe::toadPepe::acbutterfly::Implo::Implo::Implo::acbutterfly::toadPepe::toadPepe:
:toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe::sedium::Implo::sedium::toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe:
:toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe::acbutterfly::toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe:

I am truly grateful to have
you as my friend. Thank you :tinder:
I wish you a lovely weekend!
󠁳⁧⁧ 🅼🅸🅺🅴 13 Jun, 2018 @ 1:19pm 
+rep, epic profile :iloveu:
legendenstatus 12 Jun, 2018 @ 9:48am 
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legendenstatus 10 Jun, 2018 @ 9:37am 
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legendenstatus 9 Jun, 2018 @ 4:52pm 
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legendenstatus 8 Jun, 2018 @ 5:38pm 
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-skeaf 8 Jun, 2018 @ 5:43am 
+rep good player
legendenstatus 7 Jun, 2018 @ 1:21pm 
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legendenstatus 4 Jun, 2018 @ 12:27pm 
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legendenstatus 3 Jun, 2018 @ 2:12pm 
I wish you a great start into the new week :fod2heart:
legendenstatus 3 Jun, 2018 @ 1:32pm 
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