🎅🎅Merry Christmas You holiday Ho Ho Ho 🎅🎅 Its time to see how much is going under your  🎄🎄 tree 🎄🎄 this year! Will you be packing in a Domnick the 🐎Donkey🐎 Sized 🍆♥♥♥♥ 🍆? Or will all you get be a ghost of Christmas past little 🕯️wick 🕯️?  Let's see how much can be packed into your 🍑rear🍑 🦌dear🦌 ! Will you be 🔴 Rudolph🔴 leading the🛷 slay! 🛷 Or will you just be 🧊 Jack Frost 🧊 for a day?  Let's find out the new old fashion way! Send this you your sluttiest 🤶 Santas 🤶, your 👅 thirstiest 👅 🦌 reindeer 🦌, your thickest ☃️snowmen ☃️:  Get ten 🔟 back and you are going to need a new 🕳️hole 🕳️ next year! Get eight, and you're getting more than just your 🍪 cookies 🍪 ate 🍩 ! Get five 5️⃣ and you'll 🎁 arrive 🥴 by Christmas, get three 3️⃣ and you'll feel get a 🎄 tree 🎄. Less than that, what a sad empty sack 👜!

🦃🥵 Happy Thanksgiving 🥵🦃 it's the time ⏰⏰ for crisp 🥶 leaves 🍂🍂, hot cider 🍎🍎 , and even hotter ♥♥♥♥♥ 👅😻 ! Are you ready to get 😩 stuffed 😩 like 🦃Tom Turkey 🦃 this season? 🏈🏈 To gobble gobble the football teams' balls 🏈🏈this ⛪ blessed ⛪ day? Let's get down on our🛐 knees 🛐for more than a 🤲🤲 Thanksgiving prayer this year 🤲🤲! Send this to your 💦💦sluttiest little Pilgrims💦💦, and naughtiest 🪶🪶Natives🪶🪶, and see if they are 🙏🙏thankful for you🙏🙏! Get none back and you're a jive turkey🪮🪮, get 1 back and you're 😱😱 jerking😱😱 your green 🫘bean🫘 alone, get 3 there's 🍦🍦cream 🍦🍦in your🥧🥧 pie🥧🥧, get 5 and my oh my🍆🍆! Send this to all the people you are thankful for! Have a blessed day!

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽

It's Cocktober! So you know what that means?! It's time to do the monster SMASH! Are you a buster ass trick? Or will you find a nice little treat this How-A-Queen? Is there a little vampire to suck your one eyed one horned purple-peenor-weenor? Or are you going to cry and moan stroking your Franken Weenie all alone?! Send this to your ghastliest ghoulies, freakiest phantoms, and see if you are Daddy Drac, or nothing but an empty sack! Get ten back you're daddy Drac! Get 8 you're the creature from the lake! Get five and it's alive! Get 4 and you're nevermore. Get three you're a hangmans tree. Less than that, well that's too bad jack!

🍂 🍂 It's Fall 🍂 🍂 My foxy 🦊 👗 femboys! So you know what that means! 💵 stacking 💵 fat 🫃 cider 🍺 dough nuts, 🍩 on even fatter ♥♥♥♥♥! 🐓 Let's have a fall fling, ❤️❤️❤️ send this message to your most feminized 🏳️‍⚧️ friends 👯‍♂️ and see who the real queen👑 of autumn is! How many can you stack? 🔢 Get ten to go bobbing 💦 for more than just 🍎 apples! 🍎 Get eight 🎱 to make those knees shake 🪇 , and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👄 gape! 🕳️ Get six and you'll being feeling that ♥♥♥♥ in your appendix 🫀 get three and you're ♥♥♥♥ is too wee! 🤏 🦐 Get two crying boo-hoo 😭 😭 , get one and you're no fun! 😢 Let's get the stacking game started!

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Nyaaaa my N-friends, you've been visited by the Cat Dollar Doos!
We all know cats love the CREAM! So, share this with ten "gangsters" for the dollar dollar bills.
Get ten back you'll be a mac, get 8 you straight, get 5 you'll be fine
But if you get none they'll be dissing your fly girl!
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