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Guccijesus 25 Dec, 2025 @ 6:34pm 
🎅🎅Merry Christmas You holiday Ho Ho Ho 🎅🎅 Its time to see how much is going under your  🎄🎄 tree 🎄🎄 this year! Will you be packing in a Domnick the 🐎Donkey🐎 Sized 🍆♥♥♥♥ 🍆? Or will all you get be a ghost of Christmas past little 🕯️wick 🕯️?  Let's see how much can be packed into your 🍑rear🍑 🦌dear🦌 ! Will you be 🔴 Rudolph🔴 leading the🛷 slay! 🛷 Or will you just be 🧊 Jack Frost 🧊 for a day?  Let's find out the new old fashion way! Send this you your sluttiest 🤶 Santas 🤶, your 👅 thirstiest 👅 🦌 reindeer 🦌, your thickest ☃️snowmen ☃️:  Get ten 🔟 back and you are going to need a new 🕳️hole 🕳️ next year! Get eight, and you're getting more than just your 🍪 cookies 🍪 ate 🍩 ! Get five 5️⃣ and you'll 🎁 arrive 🥴 by Christmas, get three 3️⃣ and you'll feel get a 🎄 tree 🎄. Less than that, what a sad empty sack 👜!
Guccijesus 1 Nov, 2025 @ 7:17pm 
🦃🥵 Happy Thanksgiving 🥵🦃 it's the time ⏰⏰ for crisp 🥶 leaves 🍂🍂, hot cider 🍎🍎 , and even hotter ♥♥♥♥♥ 👅😻 ! Are you ready to get 😩 stuffed 😩 like 🦃Tom Turkey 🦃 this season? 🏈🏈 To gobble gobble the football teams' balls 🏈🏈this ⛪ blessed ⛪ day? Let's get down on our🛐 knees 🛐for more than a 🤲🤲 Thanksgiving prayer this year 🤲🤲! Send this to your 💦💦sluttiest little Pilgrims💦💦, and naughtiest 🪶🪶Natives🪶🪶, and see if they are 🙏🙏thankful for you🙏🙏! Get none back and you're a jive turkey🪮🪮, get 1 back and you're 😱😱 jerking😱😱 your green 🫘bean🫘 alone, get 3 there's 🍦🍦cream 🍦🍦in your🥧🥧 pie🥧🥧, get 5 and my oh my🍆🍆! Send this to all the people you are thankful for! Have a blessed day!
Guccijesus 31 Oct, 2025 @ 7:55am 
‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽
Guccijesus 1 Oct, 2025 @ 6:33pm 
It's Cocktober! So you know what that means?! It's time to do the monster SMASH! Are you a buster ass trick? Or will you find a nice little treat this How-A-Queen? Is there a little vampire to suck your one eyed one horned purple-peenor-weenor? Or are you going to cry and moan stroking your Franken Weenie all alone?! Send this to your ghastliest ghoulies, freakiest phantoms, and see if you are Daddy Drac, or nothing but an empty sack! Get ten back you're daddy Drac! Get 8 you're the creature from the lake! Get five and it's alive! Get 4 and you're nevermore. Get three you're a hangmans tree. Less than that, well that's too bad jack!
Guccijesus 8 Sep, 2025 @ 8:07pm 
🍂 🍂 It's Fall 🍂 🍂 My foxy 🦊 👗 femboys! So you know what that means! 💵 stacking 💵 fat 🫃 cider 🍺 dough nuts, 🍩 on even fatter ♥♥♥♥♥! 🐓 Let's have a fall fling, ❤️❤️❤️ send this message to your most feminized 🏳️‍⚧️ friends 👯‍♂️ and see who the real queen👑 of autumn is! How many can you stack? 🔢 Get ten to go bobbing 💦 for more than just 🍎 apples! 🍎 Get eight 🎱 to make those knees shake 🪇 , and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👄 gape! 🕳️ Get six and you'll being feeling that ♥♥♥♥ in your appendix 🫀 get three and you're ♥♥♥♥ is too wee! 🤏 🦐 Get two crying boo-hoo 😭 😭 , get one and you're no fun! 😢 Let's get the stacking game started!
Crow 31 Aug, 2025 @ 1:09am 
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Nyaaaa my N-friends, you've been visited by the Cat Dollar Doos!
We all know cats love the CREAM! So, share this with ten "gangsters" for the dollar dollar bills.
Get ten back you'll be a mac, get 8 you straight, get 5 you'll be fine
But if you get none they'll be dissing your fly girl!
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Guccijesus 25 Aug, 2025 @ 6:04pm 
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Nyaaaa my N-friends, you've been visited by the Cat Dollar Doos!
We all know cats love the CREAM! So, share this with ten "gangsters" for the dollar dollar bills.
Get ten back you'll be a mac, get 8 you straight, get 5 you'll be fine
But if you get none they'll be dissing your fly girl!
( ͠° ‿‿ ͡°)┌∩┐
Guccijesus 25 Aug, 2025 @ 5:56pm 
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Guccijesus 25 Aug, 2025 @ 5:54pm 
────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ If you are alone,
──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) I'll tongue your hole.
─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) If you want to cry,
─(♥)██████████████████(♥) I'll rub your thighs
──(♥)████████████████(♥) if you want a hug,
────(♥)████████████(♥) __ I'll blow you like a jug.
──────(♥)████████(♥) if you need to be happy
────────(♥)████(♥) __ I'll DP you make it snappy
─────────(♥)██(♥) but anytime you need a friend
───────────(♥) __ I'll just be kawaii. :3
Guccijesus 17 Mar, 2025 @ 5:35pm 
HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY YOU FOUR LEAF HOE-VER!!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 on this day in history we remember our ST PADDY DADDY!!💚💚he may have driven the SNAKES 🐍🐍🐍 FROM ✨🇮🇪 IRELAND🇮🇪✨. but YOUR snake 😏😏🍆🍆 will always be welCUM around THESE parts 👅🍑✋💚💚💦💦 !!! 😘you better wear so me green so you find some lepreCUMMIES at the end of rainbow 🌈🌈 🍯🍯👌👌 on the 😜♥♥♥♥♥ today! 💃🍆💦Send this to 15 of your sluttiest shamrock ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you wont get ANY of me lucky charms 💚⭐️🧲🍀🌝🎈tonight😭😭 If you get 5 back THE ROAD WILL NEVER RISE US TO MEET YOU😩😩 If you get 10 back youre st paddys PILLOW PRINCESS👸👸 If you get 15 back st paddy daddy👨🏻‍🦰👨🏻‍🦰👨🏻‍🦰 will pound you so hard he forgets about england tonight!💰💰💰🍆💦💦👅👅 ÉIRE GO BRÁCH!!
Guccijesus 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:06pm 
IT’S 👈 ALMOST 💯🕸 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ SO 💒💯 IT’S TIME ⏲⏰ TO 🚻🆒 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣-DIVE 💦🙀 INTO 👉➡ SOME 🤷 ♥♥♥♥♥🥟🗜️ 💦 AND DROWN🌊 IN 🍑 SOME ⏳ ♥♥♥♥♥🍆‼️ 😣 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ WAS 👈✨ A 🍂⏰ 🤤DELECTABLE 😋😋 YEAR ⌚️FOR 😻ALL US ♥♥♥♥♥♥‼️ WHO CAN 💦 FORGET ❌❌ THE 👏 SUMMER☀️ 😂 WE 👦🤠 ALL 😋 CHOKED 😩🍽️ON 🌭BRATS🌭, OR ➕💰 THE GOLD 🏅🏅 WINNINGS 🌉EIFFEL TOWERS 🇫🇷AT 😩 THE 👏 PARIS 📸OLYM(SEND)PICS 🎥⁉️ AND 💯💯 REMEMBER🗣️ TO 👌STROKE ✊👋 ONE ❤ OUT FOR 🎁 OLD 👴 JIMMY CARTER, WHO’S 😂 THROWING 🚮😤 IT BACK 😂🔙 ON 🔛🔋 THE BIG 💦NUT🥜 FARM 🐓IN THE 👊 SKY 🏕🏖 🌠👅. SEND 📨 TO 5️⃣ OTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💃🕺OR YOU’LL NEVER ❌‼ HAVE 👏🈶 A PRESIDENTIAL SIZED 🪩ERECTION 🍆 EVER 😠🌚AGAIN‼️
Crow 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25pm 
it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦💦 to town 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD GIRL 👼👼👼 because SaNTA IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE ♥♥♥♥ 2nite 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆
Guccijesus 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:24pm 
it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦💦 to town 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD GIRL 👼👼👼 because SaNTA IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE ♥♥♥♥ 2nite 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆
Guccijesus 31 Oct, 2024 @ 4:30pm 
‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽
Guccijesus 2 Oct, 2024 @ 5:57pm 
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you my little black kitten? 😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS IT IS HOE-A-WEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the ♥♥♥♥ gobling Ghoulie 🎃 rises from his gwave 🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his thots to go bobbing for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! 😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A FUN SIZE TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥ WITH A WEREWOLF ♥♥♥♥ 👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A GOOD LITTLE ♥♥♥ GOBLIN, SLOBIN ON ALL THE GNOBIN 😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1⃣0⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
Guccijesus 9 Feb, 2024 @ 5:14pm 
GONG XI ♥♥♥♥ CAI 😩❗️❗️ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON 🐉🐉🐉💦💦💦💦. And 👉🏻you👉🏻 know what that means, you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 It's time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS 🧧💰🈵‼ Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗 and text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visit 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦
get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this LNY‼‼‼ 🍑👏🏼🥴Hit 🍑👏🏼🥴that LIKE 👍🏼 and ur 年年有 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊 👧🏻👩🏻🙋🏻‍♀️Let’s give the year of the RABBIT 🐰🐰🐰 a ✋🏻HAND✋🏻-felt 👋🏻goodbye 👋🏻🍆💦😏 and get our HANDS✋🏻👋🏻 on more 🐉 of that 🏯⛩dyNASTY 🎎 D 🍆🍌this 👉🏻 year‼️ 😫😘🍌💦 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊
Guccijesus 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12pm 
Merry ❌❌❌mas Eve 2️⃣4️⃣ you Christmas 🍪🍪🍪Sugar Coochie🍪🍪🍪 Munchers😝🤪🤤2️⃣Night is the last 😪night to be 😈Naughty😏or 😇Nice 👎because🎅🏻Santa Claus🎅🏻 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦💦💦 to town🌃You better be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👉👌around the 🍆🍆DICKMAS TREE🌲🌲on this 😩HORNY NIGHT😩 and catch that 🕺🕺pa rum pum pum pum🕺🕺 from the 🥁LITTLE HUMPER BOY 🥁so it can be a ❄️💦❄️WHITE ❌❌❌MAS❄️💦❄️ It’s gonna be a not so🤠SILENT NIGHT🤫once you🔔🔔JINGLE some BALLS🔔🔔 and suck🤤a LITTLE SAINT ♥♥♥♥🎅Send this to the1️⃣2️⃣♥♥♥♥♥ of Christmas👅👅If you get0️⃣back👵🏻GRANDMA WILL GET RAN THROUGH BY A REINDEER🦌🦌If you get5️⃣back you’ll get a🍭candy cane🍭up your👉👌gingerbread chimney👉👌If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back🎅🏻Santa🎅🏻will send a reindeer your way that’s🤠🍆🦌JRHNBR🤠🍆🦌🤮
Guccijesus 13 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56pm 
It’s Friday the 13th💀💀📅 U 👻superstitious 👻 ass hoes!👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 U better watch 👀 UR back🍑🦂🦂today!!📅 Jason🎭🏒☠🔪🗡 big ♥♥♥♥ 8==✊🏻=D💦 👅 Vorhees is on the prowl🐕 and he’s ready 2 pound🍆🔥⚒ 🙀🙀!! Send📨🔜🔜📬 this 2, 10 of UR Daddy hungry👨🏻👅, Sugar Baby👶🏼👶🏼 friends or he’s going to 🐏🐏 Ram 🐏🐏it deep in Ur ass🗡🍑🗡. Get None back and U an Unlucky 🚫🍀 Dead ass ♥♥♥♥♥💀💀⚰⚰!! Get 5 back and Ur a Bloody ASS mess🔪🍑💢💦❣ Get 10 back 🆒🆒 and U 1 lucky thot ASS Hoe!🍀💦👅💁🏻💯 Hurry before Ur Luck runs out! 🎭🚷🍀☠ Cuz He’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 4 U 💦💦👅🏃🏽!!
Guccijesus 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:30pm 
🅱️OY OH 🅱️OY, ITS ♥♥♥♥-💘♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💘-TOBER🍆🍆🍆🍆 💀💀💀AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, ALL YOU SEXY LIL🎃🎃 HALLOWEEN HOES🙏🙏👄👅 ARE JUST 🅱️EGGING TO GET SOME OF THAT 👌GOOD GOOD 👌GHOST GOO👻👻👻👅 (EROTIC EXTOPLASM💦💦 AS ITS KNOWN IN THE 🅱️IZ)🍆🍆🍆👅 SEND DIS 2 10 OF YOURE CLOSEST 🎃JACK-O-SLUTS,🎃😘🙌🙌 IF YOU GET 0 🅱️ACC THEN YOU AINT GETTIN NOTHING WHEN YOU GO 🎃🍑🍆♥♥♥♥-OR-TREATING,😫😫🤬 IF YOU GET 5 🅱️ACC, THEN UR A WITCH 🅱️ITCH, IF U GET ALL 10 BACK THEN GET RDY FOR THE GREAT 🎃♥♥♥-KIN🎃 TO COME AND CHARLIE POUND THAT AUTUMN ASS 🍑🍑👌👌👌💦HAPPY COCKTOBER 🅱️OO🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️💯💯
Guccijesus 1 Oct, 2023 @ 5:25pm 
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP BBY GRL 😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST THOT-O-WEEN! 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack-o Jack Off bot 🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 Cummies for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 1 Back your a FNAF FAPPER 2YOU'RE SOME DUST ASS CANDY. 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE BIGGEST SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO C-O-C-K👋 this COCKTOBER🎃
Guccijesus 15 Mar, 2023 @ 8:46am 
ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has ♥♥♥ 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn’t matter if you’re a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or ♥♥♥♥♥trician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we’re gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you’re a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟
O ESPETÁCULO DO LOLÓ 6 Nov, 2021 @ 12:22pm 
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Guccijesus 8 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40pm 
HEY MY SUMMER STUDS IT'S INDIAN SUMMER, EVERYTHING IS HOT AND MOIST DOWN HERE IN P-TOWN AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR P-TOWN-PENIS PUMPED BY ALL THE CUTIES ON COMERCIAL STREET! SEND THIS TO THE SPICIEST BOYZ YOU KNOW, GET FIVE BACK AND YOUR THE KING OF THE SUMMER ♥♥♥♥, GET 4 BACK AND YOU'RE A BOTTOM ♥♥♥♥♥, GET THREE BACK AND YOU'RE CRUIZIN FOR A TUSHIE BRUIZIN, GET TWO BACK AND YOUR A TWO PUMP CHUMP, GET ONE BACK AND YOU'RE STROKING IT ALONE! MAKE SURE TO GET ATLEAST ONE, NOBODY WANTS TO BE AN INCEL!
Guccijesus 26 Apr, 2021 @ 7:51am 
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Guccijesus 1 Oct, 2020 @ 4:21pm 
Hey:wave: there my haunted :ghost: Halloween :jack_o_lantern: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ :peach: it’s :eyes::eggplant: COCKtober :eggplant::eyes: and that means it’s :alarm_clock: time :alarm_clock: to strut your :woman_mage_tone4:spooky :woman_zombie: slut :sweat_drops: stuff! :100: :muscle:Send this post to the :one::zero: scariest thots :tongue: you know. Get :zero: back and you’ll be bobbing for :lollipop: candy :candy: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :apple: all alone :sob: Get :five: back and you’ll be gasping :weary: for air :flushed: after :hot_face: gagging :hot_face:on some ghoulish glizzies :hotdog::wink: Get :one::zero: back to know you’re :man_zombie: Frankenstein’s :black_heart: favorite :black_heart:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :teddy_bear::smirk::smirk:
O ESPETÁCULO DO LOLÓ 7 Aug, 2020 @ 5:05pm 
mano passa o resumo de penal
Guccijesus 10 Feb, 2020 @ 8:43am 
:musical_keyboard: YOU :KillYourself: HAVE BEEN VISITED :door: :wave_tone3: :Wheresmyreptarpuzzle: BY :Wheresmyreptarpuzzle: THE GHOST :ghost: :scream: OF REPTAR :lizard: :baby: PUZZLE :thinking: PAST!!
ONLY :musical_keyboard: YOU :musical_keyboard: CAN GET RID :Wheresmyreptarpuzzle: OF THE GHOST :ghost: :Wheresmyreptarpuzzle: BY PRESSING :musical_keyboard: TING :musical_note: :musical_note: 10 :one::zero: TIMES :Wheresmyreptarpuzzle: :musical_keyboard: :city_sunset: :city_sunset:
Guccijesus 10 Oct, 2019 @ 6:22pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 worst dota players you know...
If you get back 5 you're awful at videogames.
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Mondo Malevolent 9 Oct, 2019 @ 7:35pm 
¸. * ● ¸ . ...somewhere   ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.  . • °   .  * :. .in a parallel universe* ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ ...our stack ..° ☾ ★ °● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * will win a game ☾ ★ °● ¸ .   ★
Mondo Malevolent 9 Oct, 2019 @ 7:35pm 
ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ•︻̷┻̿═━一 HO HO! HA HA! I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ•︻̷┻̿═━一
Mondo Malevolent 9 Oct, 2019 @ 7:35pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 worst dota players you know...
If you get back 5 you're awful at videogames.
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Guccijesus 1 Oct, 2019 @ 4:49pm 
ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP BOI 😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
Guccijesus 22 Sep, 2019 @ 4:45pm 
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Guccijesus 12 Aug, 2019 @ 1:10pm 
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YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE FAT DOLPHIN ♥♥♥♥ OF PROSPERITY, LET THE DOLPHIN DISLOCATE YOUR INTESTINE FOR WEALTH, GOOD FORTUNE, AND GOOD LUCK FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS, IF YOU DON'T LET THE DOLPHIN GET WIT AT LEAST 5 OF YOUR FRIENDS HE WILL SEND THE BIG BASS OF NTR TO TAKE AND MURDER YOUR WAIFU D= D= D= D= D= D= D= SHARE NOW!
Guccijesus 9 Jul, 2019 @ 8:52pm 
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Guccijesus 25 Nov, 2018 @ 9:41am 
whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️ ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER🎄 is here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmAss tree 🎄🍑✔️ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍻👅💦💯 but dont forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 👅🍯 from daddy's HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u want to get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your thickest elves 💁🙋🍒 if u get 0⃣ back 😔 then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 1⃣0⃣😊 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥🔥🙌 If u get back 2⃣0⃣ 😏 then get ready for daddy Claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗️🎄 SHARE in 6⃣9⃣😉💦 seconds or you wont end 2⃣❗️0⃣❗️1⃣❗️5⃣❗️ with a BANG 😩💦💥
Guccijesus 30 Sep, 2018 @ 12:15am 
THOT-O-WEEN :jack_o_lantern:is upon us !! If you get this message :envelope:️ you are queen :princess:of the thots!!! Forward this to :seven: of the :eggplant:ThOtTiEsT:eggplant: thots :information_desk_person:that you know will get some :point_right::ok_hand: soon !!!:joy::joy::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern::jack_o_lantern: BOO!! Sorry did i scare you?? it's Cocktober :smiling_imp::new_moon_with_face: and almost SLUT-O-WEEN:jack_o_lantern::skull::ghost::japanese_ogre: dat means :point_up::skin-tone-4::baby::skin-tone-4: me and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GANG :clap::skin-tone-4::baby::skin-tone-4::baby::skin-tone-2::space_invader::alien: comin 4 YO CANDY:chocolate_bar::yum: wit dem ♥♥♥♥♥ :eggplant::triumph::information_desk_person::skin-tone-4:‍♂️:100: ♥♥♥♥ OR TREAT :pensive::sign_of_the_horns::skin-tone-2::gun::flushed: :100: youve been visited by the thottie ghost!!!! :weary::ghost:
Guccijesus 26 Sep, 2018 @ 12:40am 
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YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE 4D PUMPKIN OF NOIDNATION, SHARE THIS WITH 5 OF YOUR CLOSEST BINOS TO AVOID THE NOID, IF YOU DON'T A GIRL WHO WAS A PUNK♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND DIED IN A FIRE OR SOMTHING WILL CRY OVER YOUR BED AND HER TEARS WILL GIVE YOU A CARD WHICH WILL THEN KILL YOU BECAUSE OF SOME SPOOKY CURSE WOOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
Guccijesus 16 Sep, 2018 @ 1:18am 
(;•́︿•̀ : )….hewwo…?

……. ( •́ ‸•̀`) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

BANG


`Σ ( •́△•̀|||)` HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????
Guccijesus 16 Aug, 2018 @ 10:45am 
(¯`v´¯) I Love My Girls
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Guccijesus 27 Jul, 2018 @ 12:01pm 
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Guccijesus 2 Jul, 2018 @ 8:15pm 
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Guccijesus 13 May, 2018 @ 7:09pm 
HAPPY M.I.L.F DAY ALL MY SLUTTY MOMMIES, DON'T FEEL SAGGY AND BAGGY BECAUSE OF YO BABY DADDY, SHARE THE WINE AND THE LOVE WITH YOUR TRUE HOE HONEY, AND MAKE ALL THE BOYS CALL YOU MOMMY , SHARE THE LOVE WITH YOUR CREW AND SEE WHAT THEY THINK OF YOU, GET FIVE BACK AND YOU A FOXY WINE MOM, GET 4 BACK AND YOU GONNA GET A CLAP BACK, BUT NO TALK BACK, GET THREE AND YOU GOT YOURSELF A FINE BEHIND, GET 2 BACK AND YOU A PILLOW QUEEN CAUSING A SCENE, GET ONE BACK AND YOU KNOW YOUR SON GOT YO BACK, GET NONE BACK AND YOU SHOULD CRY YOU POOR BARREN SOUL
Crow 1 Apr, 2018 @ 10:20pm 
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THIS PILLAR OF FRIENDSHIP MEANS YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND, REPOST THIS ON 10 OTHER FRIEND'S WALLS AND IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR A TRUE FRIEND.
Guccijesus 23 Mar, 2018 @ 10:40pm 
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Guccijesus 23 Mar, 2018 @ 10:30pm 
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Guccijesus 9 Jan, 2018 @ 5:42pm 
[insert name] shut the ♥♥♥♥ up god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damn it! You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ run your mouth all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day and you never say anything of value, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god. That's what [that girl you love but is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ someone else, or I don't know your BFF or your Doki whatever floats your boat] would say if you didn't share this with 5 of your closest amigos. Get 5 back and you the Doki Doki Panic, get 10 back and you're Gwen Stafani, get none back and you're king Cuckerberg
Guccijesus 8 Jan, 2018 @ 12:59pm 
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Guccijesus 8 Jan, 2018 @ 12:55pm 
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It’s BAD to like anime!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are
Guccijesus 28 Dec, 2017 @ 9:01pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 Kawaiiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're Kawaii. ..
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