With all these melons, What's not to like?

The religion of Knapp is one of the most complex cult-- Err, groups known to mankind. Followers must grow their hair to an afro or dreadlocks, acquire beards similar to that of Honest Abraham Lincoln, and be able to fight off hordes of space monkeys while scientists are burning them alive.


Followers must be able to pay large amounts of money to donate to the Knappington fund, as its leaders are now caught drifting in space with no communicating devices.

Just kidding about that part. Servers free.

Joining the Knappington religion gives you free passes for life to the Knappington Space Station, currently using the game "Space Station 13." Access to the station will be given by invite only, though this may change. As Knappington religion grows, and we acquire the inevitable amounts of hilarious demomen with afros, we may branch to other games such as Team Fortress 2 or other co-op games.

On to the discussion of griefers attacking the servers and every wall the map has being covered in pictures of penises, we have one thing to say about these attacks.

Deal with it.