Watch out for this guy. One day he's totally chill, having a good time and the next you wake up with blood running down your nose, your foreskin GONE, and three hundred canadian dollars in your pocket. Don't trust him.

Would you take 70 keys for the kazotsky kick?

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I always carry two remotes on me you know why? One remote will vibrate my wifes puss at the push of a button from up to 650 miles away, while the other remote pinches her clit really hard to stimulate a UTI

Figured you're due for a reminder. At the beginning of every Smosh episode, the intro will play a certain sound clip, usually related to the plot of the video, including a quote, narration, singing, or miscellaneous sound effects. At this point in the video, you're likely thinking, "Hmm, I wonder how this episode is going to play out?" Then as if to interrupt the aforementioned sound clip, or just your train of thought, Ian Hecox from Smosh will yell out "SHUT UP!"

Let me know when you notice this little tidbit the next time you watch a Smosh video! Haha!

Invisible
Invisible
Invisible
Invisible
walking by the wall
(Shy one) the shadows will not fall
(Shy one) is silently ignored
(Quiet one) discouraged by the noise
(Quiet one) living without choice
(Quiet one) is a life without a voice
When you can't even say my name
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Go on, call my name
I can't play this game, so I ask again
Will you say my name?
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Or have I become invisible?
the dreamers wish away
(Hindsight) it's falling on my face
(Highlights) the shape of my disgrace
When you don't hear a word I say
As the talking goes, it's a one-way show
No fault, no blame
Has the memory gone? Are you feelin' numb?
And have I become invisible?
Invisible
Invisible
Invisible, invisible
Invisible, invisible
Invisible, invisible
Invisible