Our Goal

My Fellow Americans,

We're here today — a tremendous day, by the way, absolutely historic — to support something very, very important. It’s called the InitiativeToStopGoonersOfBlackOps2MobOfTheDead. A big name. Some people say, “Sir, it’s a long name.” I say, “It’s a strong name.” It’s got power, folks. It really does.

Now let me tell you something. Mob of the Dead — incredible map. One of the best. Some say the best, and I agree. Beautiful design. Great gameplay. Zombies like you wouldn’t believe. But lately… it's been under attack. Not from the undead — we can handle that. No, no. From gooners. You know them. The people who ruin the game. They steal your kills, hog the box, leave mid-round, and let the bridges drop when you're halfway across. Just total disasters.

We're not going to take it anymore.

This initiative — and it's a great one — is about bringing respect back to the game. It’s about teamwork. It’s about reviving your buddy instead of teabagging him when he goes down with the Blundergat. That’s called honor, folks. Old-school values. We love that.

We’re saying: if you’re a gooner, you’re done. You’re out. Pack your bags. Go play Transit or something. Let the real legends run Mob of the Dead — the way it was meant to be played.

And let me tell you — under this initiative, we’re going to make Mob of the Dead great again. We’re going to bring balance back. We’re going to bring Warden-slaying, bridge-building, Hell’s Retriever-throwing glory back. It's going to be beautiful.

So I support this movement 100%. Maybe even 110%. I think it's smart. I think it's strong. And I think it’s exactly what the community needs. Believe me.

Thank you, God bless the gamers, and God bless America.

- President Donald J. Trump