"I can dodge bullets, baby!!"

„This fricking donkey stuck $15,000 with King Jack...I mean...the guy can't even spell poker. I re-raise to let him know what I had. He peeled, a Jack off for the sucker. Learn how to fold a hand. Some of the worst players in the world. I can't believe this is the World Series of Poker“
– Phil „The Poker Brat“ Hellmuth

„Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.“
- Stu „The Kid“ Ungar

"Guten Tag, hier Microschuft Hotline was kann ich für sie tun?"
"Guten Tag ich benutzte Windoof 98."
"Ja und?"
"Nun, ich habe ein Problem..."
"Das sagten sie bereits."

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