Big Gooseman, you are in Canada,
hallowed be your Counter-Strike,
your beta come, your update happen,
like on ours, like on all other servers,
give us our daily frags today,
and forgive us our team kills,
just like we forgive our newbies,
and do not lead us to Unreal,
but deliver us from the cheaters,
because yours is the AK and the Colt and the HE
forever
Affirmative!!!!