+rep

K-KITTEN?? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!!😡😡 WE WATCHED SKIBDI TOLIET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!!!😡😡🤬🤬 THIS IS NOT FUNNY! 👿 alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT N-NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE K-KITTEN!! NOOOOOO!!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP PLEASE!!⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 i-i must go… I hurt my kitten.. the one swore I will protect no matter the cost…I’m so sorry my kitten..daddy loves you🖤

bird brain

+rep, w guy

it looks good. My focaccio was quite nice, yours would be better. I am hugely old, vastly experienced intellectually and vertically challenged with the good looks of a latter day Quasimodo. My unusual smell I attribute to being raised about open sewers. As for my total baldness and lack of teeth, that was the effects of Chernobyl. A stray breeze, I am convinced wafted the poison all the way to Angers where I was currently residing. My skin I slough like a snake every year. Six fingers on each hand merely help me to be competent pianist. I tip the scales at over 350 pounds due to my fondness for bread. At least my education was good I went to government approved school. Though I escaped three times only to be recaptured. I have not been in prison since the last time and hope to keep straight. There, you have me in a nutshell. I at least have money, being only 999999 pounds short of being a millionaire

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.