or am i?

Are you trapped in Morbid Metal Demo?

I'm gonna get this off my chest now, when I was younger I developed a crush on Krystal from Star Fox Adventures and I almost became a furry but never did. My daily life is filled with regret for never following those magical blue titties. Every day I wake up and go to work, and every night I fall asleep, and I dream of Krystal guiding me through Dinosaur Planet. During these dreams I am the happiest I could and ever will be. When I awake, I am presented once again with the fact that I will never live in the presence of such supple blue breasts, such fine hips, or the defined fox ass. I cry every morning in regret of not becoming a furry. These are my last hours, and I dedicate them to Krystal The Fox. My one. My only. The one whom I betrayed in the folly of youth. The one to which I can never return. And in these moments, I have discovered that all is meaningless without her. I will forever be devoid of all reason and happiness.

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT COMMUNISM?

brb= better redistribute bread

lol= let's overthrow landlords

smh= seize means of production, hurry!

tbh= take back housing

stfu= support the factory union

tfw= tyranny-free workplaces

rofl= revolution's on for later?

idc= international democratic confederalism

btw= bourgeoisie trample workers

Два наших долгих века…
И между нами — живые —
Вишен цветущих ветви.

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big ♥♥♥♥ you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?