do you play half life 2

saw your spore mario video on youtube so i decided to find your steam account and express my feeliungs on how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome that video is

just leaving this comment on your wall to let you know that you left your steampunk cogwheel goggle tophat at my place. i can drop it off if you want but i know how you are if one cog is turned a little too wrong for your tastes, so you can pick it up if you want. i'd hurry because i haven't touched it at all and there's a rat slowly making its way over to it.

got a notification on steam telling me something about one of my steam friends has a shebox laptop trash pc, but didn't specify who... i'm just gonna guess it's you lol just letting you know if ppl start messaging you sending pictures of laugh emoticons alongside a picture of a pc with a trash can as a tower then yeah that's why lol.

look man i'm sorry the police knocked on your door about that, idk they told me you might get interrogated because apparently the isaac costume guy's (it's not just a baby costume.. it's isaac..) shoe flew forwards and hit his head as he tripped, and it just so happened to look like your shoe... and to make it worse. two stray vicious dogs grabbed each shoe and ran off with them... you're a suspect dude.. sorry..

hey so for your upcoming birthday (tomorrow) i hired a guy dressed up as isaac to surprise you but he tripped and fell down the stairs and died. thought i'd tell you so you can be surprised in some way i guess. tomorrow (your birthday) you wouldn't feel any cool surprises so i thought i'd tell you.

saw you fighting sir alonne in dark souls 2 and dude you turned the volume all the way up and everybody was watching it felt like we were all watching an epic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing badass movie. idk if you noticed it because you had goosebumps and tears running down your face just from how epic the fight is but i have to let you know now that everyone felt the same way after watching you. i bought you a dark souls 2 sir alonne tshirt too. chiyo had her cat mouth open really wide too. proud of you man.

..... you say that yet you play super mario 64 ds hanging out in the town part of wet dry world and pretending that you're in mario's house. you even imagine other mario characters roaming around the town or maybe they're all out somewhere and you're hanging out alone there, pretending to go to mario work.

okay. first of all that's a you problem and second of all you knew before you invited me to your pad (might as well be a failed landing at this point) that my dog has to eat (like a monster) and you may have to lock the fridge. well well guess what, you didnt lock the fridge and ignored my warnings. also if you drop him off at walmart you're being dropped into a fun cute little happy elmos playhouse you can explore and do cartwheels as much as you want before you realize you dont have food or water and you're trapped LOL

gay man in steam world 0-0

I trust your judgment on Garry Newman now. He and those evil clowns that work at Facepunch need to get their slimy, greasy hairy asses back on the field. I am sorry for doubting you. I saw that video, his office PC under the bridge is gone. It's unbelievable.

i think we need to have a talk because well, idk what you did but garry newman has been crying his ass off to me about something that you said/did. he was sobbing so i couldn't understand what he was saying. when garry cries, i cry as well. be honest when we talk and tell me what you did to him.

LOL SAW THROUGH YOUR WINDOW PRETENDING TO PLAY MARIO GALAXY WHILE WATCHING E3 VIDEOS OF IT LOL literally holding ur hands out like u have a wii mote (and nunchuck) ur not getting one dude dont even bother begging nintendo for a free wii lol

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it wasn't that funny when you did your cleveland brown voice and fell on my sink and broke it and fell in my bathtub. don't do that again.

hey dude i know you took my taco bell, im not mad just disappointed. consider this a warning

what is your man

dude.. show your religious family members isaac. it'll blow their mind and realize how educated you are about their.... book of... fiction. show your teachers too, mr.mercury (god like awesome stache teacher!) is a ex-doctor so show him the harlequin baby pet. he might respect you more.

1600+ hours in isaac, and i still see you wipe the sweat off your brow when you kill mom and letting out a sigh in relief. also we get it you love isaac. it's not funny when you puke code red mountain dew and saying you have brimstone, it doesnt even look or sound like brimstone

hey are you the fatass tauren that gave me a big juicy steamy fat perfect cheeseburger on the streets of orgrimmar on pandawow? i dc'd after you gave it to me but when i logged back in you were gone and i ate it. i just wanted to let you know that i'm very thankful for that huge juicy cheeseburger.

i left my pet eel at your place sorry if your room and living room and bathroom is covered in eel slime and loud slapping noises. dont do anything with him though just let him do his thing ill be there in like 2 or 3 days idk. i have to prepare the eel net. i know you're secretly british and try to hide your accent, but please try not to eat him either. thanks

sorry i might a horrible comment just now then deleted it. i do not want valve to ruin my live. but after what you did to that box of digornos, well, let's just.... well you can use your imagination.

Hey, bossman told me to tell you, don't be upset. But he's absolutely pissed the hell off, he saw you in the back drinking the ranch.

saw you at walmart punching totinos pizzas in the freezer aisle pissed off and dude please stop. my grandma almost died tripping on one of the tiny square frozen pepperonis. all because of you. the dented boxes of totinos pizza isn't cool to let laying around like that. so stop it.

lol you;re like a .exe file! because next week is your execution. thought that would lighten your mood up a bit because you seemed down over it. have a happy friday

hey no prob dude. i'm sorry but you'll get a -5 IKP (isaac killing points) but it's out of my control. merry christmas.

don't forget tomorrow we have a mega satan raid. you promised you'd heal so i hope you got your jesus's finger trinket ready to keep max alive.

LOLOLOLOL you belong in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tar pit you fat ♥♥♥♥. just remember your place next time i see you. you're 7 steps behind me and you're not getting ahead.

don't try to fry my pc again. it didn't work this time. you may be a trickster but you're not competent at it.

hey accept my trade offer, sent you a nascar

saw you on css using a bhop script. i'm just letting you (and the world) know that you won't be...... well... let's just say you will find out soon enough.

hey thanks dude. i told my dad about it though and he said something about fbi cia cops and stuff i told him you sent it to me sorry i didn't think about it but yeah so just be honest with them maybe

wait. wait. it['s okay dude no seriouslly itssfine but please can i have that link for nascar island 2 please dude we're fine it's all good i dont care anymore i already threw the disk in the garbage it's gone already dude please send it we're cool trust me

i'll let it slide but just so you know my whole week was ruined because of that. it's going to be hard to recover and regain my trust with you. i don't think it ever fully will. ever. but that's fine.

hey.... yeah so that nascar island disk you burned for me isn't working.. i wouldn't care if that was only the case. i found some questionable things on the disk and i think you burned the wrong thing to it......... pm me later but lets just say you're on thin ice.

uh so... i drove by earlier and i saw a little duende going to your uh.. apartment. stay safe and close your windows and doors. maybe bar yourself in, i don't know really.

hey man yeah that's cool that you got that achievement real platnium god or whatever. that's the game that you told me about where you eat stem cells and fight satan right? yeah you wouldn't stop talking about it and all of the gross stuff in the game and looking at me with wide eyes expecting me to be disgusted yet intrigued enough to care. either way yeah that's cool man. 0.1% is a small number so you sure are special then i guess, that's pretty cool dude good job

my UNCLE was in a server with you on hl2 dm. you KILLED him REPEATEDLY. he is CRYING. STOP killing him. NOW. his name is crinkletoes68 so if you see him let him kill you please. stand still too and let him find a sink or a radiator to throw at you with the gravgun. he was crying and sobbing and smacking his table and rolling on the floor screaming your name because he could not kill you. i could hear it from my room so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STOP. NOW.

i got you a terrarium i see you play this game called terraria like.. well lets just say quite a lot. and well....... i already filled it up with little ants and i even built a cool terraria logo on it made out of dirt rocks and little trees. i hope you like it. i'm shipping it right now so idk if the ants will break out or die from shipping but have fun with it. maybe you can play with the ants with your fingers

hey so i talked to garry. he's not happy with your behavior on that one server that you played on last night in gmod. yeah. his mod. let's just say that you're not on his good list right now. you're gonna have to do a lot of creative garrys mod work for the community to get him to be happy again. maybe make a car made out of a frozen dr.breen ragdoll with wheels on it? i dont know. i think that might encourage him to forgive you. maybe try making a house, or a screenshot with all of your favorite cartoon characters and video game mascots in a mcdonalds.

hey man. sure. i'll give back your gmod disk! :D i found out how to turn a dumpster into a car i'll show you it's awesome and easy too don't worry i didn't scratch it or sit my burger ontop of it again i didn't even eject it and throw it at the wall lol yeah come by

just telling you right now, you don't look like gordon freeman. stop trying to look like him. your goatee looks like ♥♥♥♥. stop being slick. at first i thought i was just reaching, then i saw you wear an orange shirt. come on man. just be you. not gordon. gordon loves you for you.

i can tell you dont watch clint eastwood movies. your face isn't wrinkled from old age, the sun, stress, and from being a farmhand cowboy. you aren't stoic enough. at this point you are no longer a man. tomorrow i'm going to send you a picture of a black and white old cowboy guy with a quote saying that you're not a real man. your hands aren't dirty. you don't clean your toilet with your dirty black wrinkly hands with calluses on them. real men don't smoke...... whatever your picture is. they smoke cigars. big ones.

LOL pickle prick ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you. whether i had a clown suit or not.. okay..? nobody rly cared at all when i wore it. you were staring at me pointing sometimes and looking at other people and nobody gave a ♥♥♥♥. also yes you can't run dayz i saw it. you have to stare at the ground to run at like 50 fps. i saw you look up to see where you were going and swear dripping off of the sides of your head when your framerate dropped down to 19.

♥♥♥♥ that pickle ♥♥♥♥ fatass. lewis is an ass dude he said i cant even run dayz

what you did yesterday made lewis cry, i can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forgive you for that ♥♥♥♥ you said to my bestest friend ever. calling his member a pickle is uncalled for. yes pickles are big and juicy, yes they're tasty, but dude his you know what is not food. it's part of him, AND it's the real deal. i will not reply to any more messages until you apologize to lewis.

don't take this the wrong way but you remind me of someone trying to troubleshoot and fix a computer problem that's causing it to break and not work, and you're on the verge of giving up and breaking down at 5:30 pm on a sunday while the orange death lights shine through your window. you just remember too that you have to go to school tomorrow and sleep in 3 hours. you remind me of that.

i have a birthday party tomorrow and you're NOT invited. Yes I know you got me a present. Yes I know that you were excited for it. It's just not cool I guess that you grabbed my baby's paper towel roll and threw it away. It's not trash, it's treasure. As they say one child's toy is some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s trash. You can keep the scratched up Megamind dvd disc that we let you borrow and my personal 360 controller with a poop stain on it and a torn up analog stick. It's yours. I don't care anymore. You made my baby cry so it's over for you.

I think your creativity is being limited. You don't have enough hours in Garry's Mod and in all honesty, it's not helping your creativity muscles by not playing that perfect game. You already know that you can do and make ANYTHING. Why not make something cool and awesome? Garry himself may even see it and tell you how proud he is of you. Now that is more than a Steam achievement. That is a life achievement.

aww playing borderlands 2 trying to learn about the REAL world of poverty. yup it's like that but much worse. do you really want that? it's really like that. we get attacked by psychos and stabbed with crackland needles daily. you havent even touched a crackland particle in your life. give up youre not a true player youre not even an npc, youre a skybox. ill step on you. i will noclip to you and look huge and people will look at me instead of your stupid fat skybox ass ♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥