do you play half life 2

saw your spore mario video on youtube so i decided to find your steam account and express my feeliungs on how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome that video is

just leaving this comment on your wall to let you know that you left your steampunk cogwheel goggle tophat at my place. i can drop it off if you want but i know how you are if one cog is turned a little too wrong for your tastes, so you can pick it up if you want. i'd hurry because i haven't touched it at all and there's a rat slowly making its way over to it.

got a notification on steam telling me something about one of my steam friends has a shebox laptop trash pc, but didn't specify who... i'm just gonna guess it's you lol just letting you know if ppl start messaging you sending pictures of laugh emoticons alongside a picture of a pc with a trash can as a tower then yeah that's why lol.

look man i'm sorry the police knocked on your door about that, idk they told me you might get interrogated because apparently the isaac costume guy's (it's not just a baby costume.. it's isaac..) shoe flew forwards and hit his head as he tripped, and it just so happened to look like your shoe... and to make it worse. two stray vicious dogs grabbed each shoe and ran off with them... you're a suspect dude.. sorry..

hey so for your upcoming birthday (tomorrow) i hired a guy dressed up as isaac to surprise you but he tripped and fell down the stairs and died. thought i'd tell you so you can be surprised in some way i guess. tomorrow (your birthday) you wouldn't feel any cool surprises so i thought i'd tell you.