I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect." -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
😚
One man's constant is another man's variable. -- A.J. Perlis
🤗
Meg: I finally get my driver's license and the car gets taken away, how ironic. Peter: Meg, don't talk to your mother that way, she is not an iron.
😘
Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
😲
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
🤠
Leela: Okay, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Professor: You're going to do his laundry?
🤒
Too much of everything is just enough. -- Bob Wier
😘
You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
😶

Buna Herkez mi sövüyo amk :D bu bebenin amına koyayım

-rep cant speak english leave cs go

Veled melih

Orospu Çocuğu

cheater