i am Mr. Gu from 2016
The reason why Riot games should be deleted: https://youtu.be/3VTkBuxU4yk

barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion
giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutlnsees, bay boy
say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap
apens. pongulla ooh snacks you wanna see that attleha
barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns?
jouhnallasnapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns

kid: dumfayce!

barber: 你真的费心翻译那个吗

kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns HnnSNaPaPa nsnns

kid: get outta my face!

barber: you know you didn´t.


Bro 1: I said how the hell you gon oôplesnuûtes in the fu´kalang jeuw'klenoots if you aint got no pooplesnüupes?

Bro 2: Bro what

Bro 1: The pooplesnüupes is the ♥♥♥'inabewloon jickalang deukanutes

Bro 2: Huh?

Bro 1: Yk what i mean?