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1.7 hrs on record
THIS GAME WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT ALL THE SCARY MONSTER. I absolutely enjoyed this game, BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN, A LITTLE BISH WOULD SPAWN AND SCARE THE SHIZZLE OUT OF ME. On top of everything, the music is very scary and annoyingly off-tune, so not only are you scared as frick whenever the little bastardos appear, but you're also annoyed by how off-tune the jam is.

The only reason why I am recommending this game is because it is free and it is sometimes somewhat relatively decently enjoyable just farming and spending money.

Your oil runs out, so your lantern dies, and you can't see shizzle in the dark. Why does it have to get dark? Can we not get a normal Zen mode, where we just do the farming and grind the economy? That would be a lot better because the monsters are soooo annoying.

Overall, I was pretty miserable quite a lot of the time and would recommend this only for the farming bit.
Posted 4 January.
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10.9 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
The ending could've been soooo much better, but they just left us hanging...

Also, choices over the walkie talkie don't make any real difference, and you don't even need to talk to her most of the time, but yeah.. a bit of a sad story.

Otherwise, beautiful environment, the animation style is just one of a kind, the views are desktop wallpaper-worthy, and I would definitely recommend trying this when it's on sale.
Posted 16 December, 2024.
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27 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
20.2 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
PLEASE GIVE US ACHIEVEMENTS

Alright, so I know that this game looks bad and is cheap, BUT HEAR ME OUT - get it on sale and give it a shot. It has this old Doom feel to it, you're moving super quickly, you find hidden spots and THEN... nothing, because there are no achievements... Extremely disappointed, but apart from that - close to a triple-A game from 2024.

Only the real Brazilian Drug Dealers have played this game and you know where all the cool stuff is. I wish I could 100% this and get the achievement so all my friends know how well I have done, but oh well... one day, I will show how good I am at Brazilianing the Drug Dealers... three.
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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66.0 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Turns out that I have played a tiny of bit of Half Life 2 (the community that I grew up in was mostly a CS 1.6 kind of gang) but it was such a long time that I completely forgot that I've done it. The first two parts of the main game look super familiar, so I've definitely done a little bit of it, but the 20th Anniversary Update really bumped up the graphics (slightly, actually) so it's great fully playing this now.

I would definitely recommend revisiting Half Life 2, alongside the rest of the Valve classics. Poor Gordon though...
Posted 19 November, 2024.
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1.9 hrs on record
Great game but very challenging. I wish more people could play at the same time. A this is the demo version, I expect a lot from the full game when it is released, so I can't wait until 10 December 2024. I hope 8 (or even more) people could join in at the same time, but otherwise - we will have to rely on mods (just like Supermarket Together).
Posted 18 November, 2024.
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126 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
22.3 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
THE WHOLE THING IS A SCAM. The only reason that I am thumbs up-ing the game is because they made the base game free, but I am extremely disappointing that anything remotely decent is a paid DLC and you can't just buy a Premium version of the game where you get pretty much everything included in the price, because there are tons of DLCs, which cost more than a thousand buckaronies, which is a complete scam.

Regardless though, I would recommend this for anyone who has high self-control of not purchasing any DLCs (see if you can get any for free). Go for it if you would like to either have fun with people without having to deal with actual people, or you like recreating scenarios before they even happen (or that are happening). Don't forget to Ctrl+Shift+C and MOTHERLODE, and go for it. Give the game a shot. Recreate your irl friends, or the friends that you wish you had, and make everyone as close as possible to their real-life selves.
Posted 14 November, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
9.5 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
HOLY SHMONKERS! You should see the condition that some of these people leave their houses in... This one person wanted a baby room prepared for her child and the whole house had tons of trash all over the place. These people really need to start cleaning their houses. Anyway though, they pay relatively well, for dusting a bit and removing some wet cardboard off the floor.

I would recommend this for someone who wants to do tons of house flipping because these missions have no end. I don't know how these people discover me, and I still live in a very miserable cottage where I am sure I am breathing in tons of mould but it's okay, but someone must have put my information out there and people keep contacting me about cleaning their houses (lazy people, that's all).
Posted 14 November, 2024.
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48.9 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
ALL MY ♥♥♥♥♥ ARE GONE!!!

I did a proud few-hour Cocking session today and then when I restarted my game, all of my ♥♥♥♥♥ were gone... I have clicking on ♥♥♥♥♥ for such a long time, because I was trying to get lucky and get the last achievement where you randomly get it but there is a one-in-a-million chance for it to drop every second. This means that we would have to ♥♥♥♥ for 12 days all the time, or basically a whole monthly if you do it only during the day.

I would recommend playing this game if you want four relatively easy achievements (but not 100% achievements) and you just have to tap. If you don't want to go through this suffering of your ♥♥♥♥♥ not stacking, I would recommend only looking at the screenshots on the store page - that is basically the full experience.
Posted 12 November, 2024.
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11.3 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Would I recommend this? You know what - if you can get this for free, then yes! If you have to pay for this game, I would not recommend this. It is very frustrating completing everything and yes, you can check each corner and see if there is anything

HERE ARE SOME TIPS:
If you don't have the blue aura around your body, go and rub a flower. Basically always rub a flower before you go places because towards the end you'll be able to dash forward and you can't dash without the flower rubbage. If you're normal fox colour - rub, if you've got the blue stuff - you've rubbed it.
Sprint, jump and release sprint when you're in the air, until you land, then spring, jump and release when you're in the air. That will help you pretty much never get tired.
Find shaman rods and keep carrying them, eventually you might find the right place to take them to.
In the beginning, jumping is your only way of moving quicker, so just jump and you'll get places a lot quicker.
Posted 12 November, 2024.
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34.5 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
I played this on Xbox Game Pass when it came out but decided to go for it because you can get it from a sketchy website for a couple of buckaronies. I am really happy with the gameplay and the incredible effort that they've put into each little thing in the game, mainly dialogues.

I would definitely recommend getting this game, possibly maybe even the DLC, whenever things are on sale, as you would possibly really enjoy it if you really like stupid things like Rick and Morty :D Because everything talks, it makes you feel really immersed into the whole experience and you definitely feel a part of the journey. Also, because it is not really serious, it is even more enjoyable, alongside the ability to go weeee on ziplines and on wasps that are conveniently chilling in the air above you.

Very geegees, would recommend!
Posted 31 October, 2024.
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