coolest kid in town

dad i love you please come back

I can't beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of you without getting closer.

Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

Everything was going on well until this fellow gamer contacted me in the middle of the night and requested that I join his crew.

I thought it was just an innocent group of fellow gamers , until we all went out to our secret hideout and they started dispersing guns and weapons of total destruction.

Since then, I have committed epic gamer war crimes on the daily, I haven't looked back.