My name is Gaius Adipo Diabetus, commander of the Armies of the Buffet, General of the Fatty Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Ronald McDonald. Father to a chubby son, husband to an obese wife. And I will have my meal, in this life or the next.

Thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ football right there. None of that pansy ass ♥♥♥♥ tugging smile for the camera ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard core ♥♥♥♥ in the ass butterball foosball ♥♥♥♥ it chuck it game time ♥♥♥♥. Take it to the showers. ♥♥♥♥♥ get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.