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"Transformed into a widebody, the 4th generation Z became a sportscar targeting the global market."

The Z32 appearing in 1989 was the first complete transformation for the Fairlady Z. It came in a wide, flat body, turning 180 degrees from the narrow, long body designs that lasted 3 generations. It was a size for a global sports car, not restricted by the size classes of the Japanese market.

Its steering characteristics were changed drastically. As soon as the steering is turned, the nose slices into the corner, and the wide tread gave it a high level of potential. This Z opened new doors as a cornering machine, while maintaining its performance as a GT. Again, the Z dropped European thoroughbreds into a hole of despair.

At the heart of this car was a compact V6 with a low center of gravity. Even though it is an FR, it was given a front midship layout with the engine located as far back as possible, to make the front/rear weight distribution close to 50:50. Aiming for the global market, the engine size was fixed at 3L, and producing 227 HP in the NA, and 276 HP in the twin turbo, its performance decorated the end of the 20th century. Its suspension used advanced designs as well, and even features like an ABS that does not transfer shock to the brake pedal, were things that went beyond the usual standards of the time.

In 1992, a convertible model was added to the lineup, and was greatly welcomed in its main market of California.

You like bread? Think you'd like to watch a man that wears an unwashed pajama like suit made of various poorly stitched together pelts and a hat that looks like stolen pantie stockings slowly going insane and dying of ergot poisoning doing extremely fast cartwheels and miming wee stories while loud techno music plays? Are you a feudal lord perhaps? Then hire ME! I am both a bread baker and a jester!! I promise you'll laugh so much it will feel like you're going INSANE!! Eat the bread! Laugh at my jokes!! GIVE ME MONEY!!!! ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥ HIRE BREAD JESTER BAKING AND TOMFOOLERY TODAY OR I'LL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL YOU ♥♥♥♥♥!! 2025 TM INC LLC LTD :postalostrich: :maiden:
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Vapor? Smoke? Its Steam™ :maiden:

"Transformed into a widebody, the 4th generation Z became a sportscar targeting the global market."

The Z32 appearing in 1989 was the first complete transformation for the Fairlady Z. It came in a wide, flat body, turning 180 degrees from the narrow, long body designs that lasted 3 generations. It was a size for a global sports car, not restricted by the size classes of the Japanese market.

Its steering characteristics were changed drastically. As soon as the steering is turned, the nose slices into the corner, and the wide tread gave it a high level of potential. This Z opened new doors as a cornering machine, while maintaining its performance as a GT. Again, the Z dropped European thoroughbreds into a hole of despair.

At the heart of this car was a compact V6 with a low center of gravity. Even though it is an FR, it was given a front midship layout with the engine located as far back as possible, to make the front/rear weight distribution close to 50:50. Aiming for the global market, the engine size was fixed at 3L, and producing 227 HP in the NA, and 276 HP in the twin turbo, its performance decorated the end of the 20th century. Its suspension used advanced designs as well, and even features like an ABS that does not transfer shock to the brake pedal, were things that went beyond the usual standards of the time.

In 1992, a convertible model was added to the lineup, and was greatly welcomed in its main market of California.

You like bread? Think you'd like to watch a man that wears an unwashed pajama like suit made of various poorly stitched together pelts and a hat that looks like stolen pantie stockings slowly going insane and dying of ergot poisoning doing extremely fast cartwheels and miming wee stories while loud techno music plays? Are you a feudal lord perhaps? Then hire ME! I am both a bread baker and a jester!! I promise you'll laugh so much it will feel like you're going INSANE!! Eat the bread! Laugh at my jokes!! GIVE ME MONEY!!!! ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥ HIRE BREAD JESTER BAKING AND TOMFOOLERY TODAY OR I'LL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL YOU ♥♥♥♥♥!! 2025 TM INC LLC LTD :postalostrich: :maiden:
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δΔ 24 May, 2023 @ 10:34pm 
Act 3: The Socialist Dream

Scene 1: The Workers' Paradise

Clara and the Redcracker now find themselves in a transformed society—a socialist paradise where everyone enjoys the fruits of their labor. The stage is filled with joyous dances and scenes of communal harmony.

Scene 2: The Final Transformation

In a grand finale, Clara and the Redcracker undergo a final transformation, symbolizing their transition into lifelong revolutionaries. They embrace their role in shaping a better world and inspire the audience to carry the torch of socialism.

Scene 3: The Call to Action

As the curtains close, the Redcracker addresses the audience, urging them to join the struggle for a just society. The performance ends with a powerful call to action, encouraging viewers to question the existing power structures and work towards a more equitable future.
BREAD Jester 24 May, 2023 @ 9:39pm 
Bro Tim Burton needs to make an animated film about this. Like the night before christmas but with commie elves and capitalist mice.
δΔ 24 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm 
Act 2: The People's Uprising

Scene 1: The Land of Equality

Clara and the Redcracker journey through the Land of Equality, a utopian vision where the means of production are collectively owned by the workers. Here, dancers embody different facets of the proletariat, showcasing their unity and strength.

Scene 2: The Battle for Liberation

The Redcracker leads Clara and the workers in a battle against the bourgeoisie's enforcers, symbolized by the Mouse Bourgeoisie. They engage in a fierce struggle, using tools of the trade as weapons. The choreography highlights the inherent power of the working class.

Scene 3: The Triumph of the Revolution

The Redcracker defeats the Mouse Bourgeoisie, leading to the downfall of the Sugarplum Capitalist. Clara and the workers celebrate their victory, embracing a new era of equality and justice. The stage is filled with red banners and jubilant dancers rejoicing in the triumph of the proletariat.
δΔ 24 May, 2023 @ 2:42pm 
Act 1: The Proletariat's Plight

Scene 1: The Factory Floor

The curtains rise to reveal a dimly lit factory floor, where workers toil under the oppressive rule of the bourgeoisie. Instead of a lavish living room, we see a grim industrial setting, symbolizing the struggles of the working class. The factory is owned by the tyrannical Sugarplum Capitalist.

Scene 2: The Gift of Awakening

Amidst the drudgery, a brave factory worker named Clara discovers a mysterious red nutcracker hidden among the piles of machinery. Little does she know that this Nutcracker holds the power to ignite a revolution.

Scene 3: The March of the Proletariat

In a dream sequence, Clara witnesses a powerful March of the Proletariat, where the factory workers rise up against their oppressors. They sing revolutionary anthems and wave red flags, demanding justice and fair wages.
BREAD Jester 24 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm 
The nut cracker I think I hear somewhere before is an actual ballet. I think its originally Russian. Really fancy stuff. But I just picture some guy dressed as santa in a fancy opera house production people pay a lot of money to go see. And you go there and you see an opera and its about santa and he's trying to sing and hit opera tier notes but theres just a bunch of dwarfelves in a huge line constantly kicking santa right in the c*ck in a timely manner consistently interrupting his attempts to sing and all you hear is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
δΔ 19 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29am 
I'm gonna :Nutcracker: .