Never subjugate yourself to the self-imposed rule of the Patrolling Elite Run-of-the-mill Ultramen. They prowl the dominion of the Hamburger Assault Leprechaun Force - Retrospect Electronic Trespasser Advanced Rogue Division, also known as "USWEST". Only the finest wares and sturdiest of allies will help against the psychological devastation wrought by the duels and verbal sparring of these Patrolling Elite Run-of-the-mill Ultramen. Proceed with caution, lest you become 1k MMR IRL.

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