Hello Lucky Participant

We at ASUS™ love to see open and enthusiastic online communities, so we thought that this profile deserves an award!

What are we giving away?
We at ASUS™ are giving away 10 ASUS™ NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 10GB TUF GAMING OC Ampere Graphics Cards to the winning users!

How do I enter?
You must then send us close-up videos of you slowly retracting your foreskin. These videos will then be provided to The Council and they will judge them based on:
• Length
• Girth
• Vein definition
• Texture and moisture of smegma
• Pubic upkeep

They will then choose 10 winners and they will be sent PMs on April 17th.

What if I am female or circumcised?
♥♥♥♥ off.
Good luck everyone, we look forward to your submissions!

+rep Australian Jihad member, he is professional sniper, one of the best in Oceania, last guy that he killed was Nick Martin

Took a woman with real big hips to birth this big sexy man. If only women thought the same way about him I do...

+rep big virgin

die

Called my overweight female friend a heckin chonker today and now she won’t talk to me

My female friend was crying about how fat she was and I was trying to comfort her by telling her that she didn’t look that fat but she kept accusing me of lying to make her feel bad so I thought that saying “maybe your just a heckin chonker” would cheer her up and lighten the mood but she just looked at me and left. I hope she realised that I was only being nice and that she is being irrational.