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I CUT MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OPEN SHAVING IT BECAUSE I WANTED A NICE, PRETTY, PRESENTABLE HOLE. I'M NOT TALKING LIKE A LITTLE BABY PAPERCUT BUT LIKE, DEEP, HEMORRHAGING SQUIRTING GASH AND NOW 10 HOURS LATER I AM LAYING IN BED WITH THE MOST UNIMAGINABLE THROBBING PAIN YOU CAN IMAGINE EMANATING FROM MY BOYPUCCI LIPS EVERY TIME I GIVE IT A LIL SQUEEZE BUT I NEED TO TAKE A MEGA ♥♥♥♥ NOW AND THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN CHILDBIRTH HELP ME PLEASE

Men have milk glands and can breastfeed if their nipples are sucked on for a few weeks. So when we have a kid, you're pitching in. Milk Boy.

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