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Posted: 28 May, 2014 @ 2:21pm
Updated: 22 Jul, 2014 @ 1:59am

It was a late night in Bread Village we had been sieged for over 10 days with continuously attacks, the men was starting to get tired and our morale was getting low. Then on the 11th day me and my men attacked the enemies base with great success but worse thing happend meanwhile, when we started to march home again you could hear the agonisingly screams from afar from the village where we lived. When we enterd the village you could se corpses lying on the ground for some reason it was only villagers from our village. We asked one of the survivors that was badly hurt and lying on the ground what had happend when we where gone, the only thing he said was "HAIL THE BREAD!" continuously while shaking. As he would said nothing more we want deeper into the village at the main hall where most of the survivor where they all stared at us and chanted "The Bread". A feel of dread slowly creeps over me. One of the survivors is my best commander and I ask him what the hell is going on. He then slowly starts walking towards me, and i notice that all other survivors are doing the same. I notice that they are all completely naked and they are all covered in flour and some of them have burnmarks on their skin. Their chants increase,"THE BREAD, THE BREAD!". I saw that in their hands they are holding big white bread loafs, and slowly one step at the time they are coming closer and my commander is holding a huge sack of flour. I start yelling "WHATS HAPPENING" but no answers are given, i cant find and escape they have surrounded me and are continuously chanting "THE BREAD!". They are so close to me i can smell the delicious bread. They suddenly stopped when they where one meter from me their chanting was starting to fade away. One of them said "What bussnies do you have with the holy bread?" i answered "what BREAD?!". The moment i said that they started furiously chanting "THE BREAD!" one of then hit me with the bread in my face. Then the chanting faded again. One of them said "The Bread is all that is holy and sacred do you offer your life for the Bread and is willing to sacrifise every thing for it. I think to myself what is this madness about this bread? the whole village has lost its mind. I screamd you are all INSANE! Then everything got dark...

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