'plier would never ever ever ever ever say that, that's just slander unlike what us gigas say at r/markiplier or something

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking) female, and I am under the presumption that it is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on Steam.

I am quite popular around here, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. As a man of standard I do not bow to just any female that comes my way unlike my peers. So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your socializing experience.

Consider me a Player 2, a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.

um, h-hii (oh gosh, i'm so nervous) i can't do this, i'm sorry... i-i've gotta go....

Heyy

i found hiiiiiiiiiiiiim

I am the spy