✪ HONKMASTER
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monke 12 Feb, 2017 @ 1:13am 
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╚═(███)═╝ WOW! You encountered a wild Lennipide! Only great people and friends see this
.╚═(███)═╝ rare creature! If you know a great friend, send this lennipede to them; It is a
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Ominous Fog 30 Apr, 2016 @ 4:47am 
A guy walks into a bar and sees a SIGN that reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand JOB: $10.00

He CHECKS his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.

"Are you the one who gives the hand JOBS?" he asks.

"Yes," she purrs. "I am."

"Well, wash YOUR frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
:3 24 Apr, 2016 @ 10:45pm 
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japan ball 11 Apr, 2016 @ 7:32pm 
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s1mple 8 Feb, 2016 @ 4:45am 
Say what....?
✪ HONKMASTER 8 Feb, 2016 @ 4:37am 
прости меня , мой русский является немного ржавый