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Hey Customer , bad news 😬
Your order for “965 crates of emotional damage” has been delayed by exactly 69 days .
Apparently, the delivery pallet got kidnapped by a group of Gen Zs who are now using it as a TikTok stage.
They’ve been spotted doing backflips, lip-syncing to sped-up audios, and yelling “real sigma behavior” while standing on your shipment. 💀📱
We tried negotiating… but they said “no cap, this pallet got riz”. 😩
Please remain seated while we contact management (aka my last brain cell).
Your patience means a lot in these trying meme-filled times. 🙏
– Achievement Unlocked Transport Express Logistics™
Every delay is just an achievement in patience