the insane aura in question: havent showered in 47 days

This guy has INSANE aura (he plays Risk of Rain 2 and Terraria) +rep

-rep dumb little yakubian monkey

+Rep This is my sister’s boyfriend, and let me tell you something, this man has a romantic relationship with lockers. While I’m getting lawnmowered by Bubba, he’s in the corner of the map, curled up in a locker like it’s his womb. He hears a terror radius? BOOM, he’s already inside a locker, calculating taxes and sipping a medkit smoothie. Dude’s Dark Sense goes off and suddenly he’s roleplaying as a kitchen utensil in Haddonfield.

One time, he finally left a locker to “help,” stepped on a branch, saw the killer across the map, and BACKFLIPPED into the nearest locker like it was the Olympics of cowardice. You’ve heard of gen jockeys? He’s a gen orphaner. Gens cry when they see him. They beg for repair. He stares back… from inside a locker… with 3 crows above his head.

He TEABAGS at the gate after doing absolutely nothing but breathing and hiding in the lockers.

10/10 would watch him hide while I die again

*starts dryhumping you*

moyai