Merry 🎄 Clitmas 👅 ya filthy 😈 animals 🐭! Today ‼️ we ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 the balls 😏 with boughs of holly 🌱 and fa 😛 la 😛 la 😛 la 😛 la 😛 all over 🤤 that jolly.📍Saint DICKolas🍆🎅 came 💦 all over 😩 the town ❄️ last night and left you 🫵 dreaming 😴 of his white Christmas❕🍦😏🥛It’s time ⏰ to open 🤗 your eyes 👀, your gifts 🎁, and your 🫵 legs 💃💃 because 🤑 Zaddy Claus 🎅 is going to be snowin’ 🌨️ and blowin 😘 those 🌳 bushels 🌳 of fun. 😼 You 🅱️etter get your hot 🥵 buttered 🧈 rum 🫗 ready to run 🏃‍♀️💨 because we all know 🤔 that mistletoe 💋 isn’t the only thing that’s hung 😩🍆💦. Send to 1️⃣2️⃣ of your skankiest of ho ho hos 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 to get a visit from Frosty the BLOWman. ☃️ If you get 2️⃣ replies, Papi Christmas 🎅 will put you on the naughty list 📝 next year.

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🎄✨ Jingle my bells, you festive ho-ho-hoes! 🎅🤶 Christmas Eve is upon us, and it's time to unwrap those holiday fantasies! 🎁🍑 Gather 'round like sexy little elves, whether you're a candy cane connoisseur or a tinsel tease! 🍭🔥
🔔🎉 Santa Daddy 🎅🍆 is making a list, and he's checking it twice—gonna find out who's naughty and nice! 😈📜 Have you been a ho-ho-horny little elf, or are you aiming for that halo on your mistletoe? 😇🌿
🎊🎄 Tonight, let's roast those chestnuts on an open fire and deck the halls with more than just boughs of holly! 🌰🔥 Send this to 12 of your horniest reindeer 🦌🍑 or risk getting coal in your stocking! 🍆🎅 If you get all 12 back, you'll be unwrapping presents in ways you never imagined! 🎁💦
Merry Spankmas, you ho-ho-horny angels! 🎄😇✨

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