MERRY CHRISTMAS

Happy 18th birthday!
Also FIRST.

Ok, I won't lie, I said all that, BUT I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

You see, here's the thing: I went to TGI Fridays with my dad for dinner and ordered some pretzel roll things as an appetizer, they were mad good btw, anyways, they came with some kind of cheese/bacon/green onion/beer dipping sauce. Beer. Turns out it was some "Craft Beer Dipping Sauce" but neither of us noticed on the menu.
And I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ devoured all the pretzel rolls...and dipped them in the sauce for every. Single. Bite.
So I was/am mad drunk and didn't know what I was saying HONEST TO GOD I DIDN'T MEAN IT PLEASE FORGIVE ME LUKE'S THE ONE THAT MENTIONED YOU TO BEGIN WITH.

Oh and the "MAI WAIFU" thing: THAT'S TOTALLY OUT OF CONTEXT AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

11:33 PM - Infinity: Jordan's too small to be a part of my soul
11:33 PM - Infinity: I have a very small soul
11:34 PM - Infinity: I almost have no soul
11:34 PM - Infinity: BUT ITS A STRONG SOULU
11:34 PM - Infinity: SOUL
11:34 PM - Infinity: FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH
11:34 PM - Infinity: SO I'M A SOUL MAN
11:34 PM - Infinity: YES I'M A SOULLLLL MAN
11:36 PM - Infinity: MAI WAIFU

I highly recommend you come fight the good fight at TAB's comment section and defeat Alduin (i.e. me) once and for all.

lol @Infinity, that video is awesome