BUT I ESPECIALLY DON'T if your profile:

- Has hours played hidden
- Has Inventory set to private
- Belongs to TF2 groups but doesn't even own TF2
- Has been VAC banned in the last 3 years
- Has ever been trade banned
- Appears to be a compromised account
- Contains blatant hate speech
- Is entirely in a language I do not speak.

If you can read, you'll know I'm not stupid enough to fall for a scam. If you still try, how f**king stupid do you have to be to think it'd work? Can you *not* read?

If you simply wish to trade regarding an ad in writing somewhere, there's a clear link in bio. Click "View More Info" if advertised here, or follow the Trade Link in the classified ad I posted on BPTF et al. You do not need to add me unless I ask. Do note that such an instruction is EXTREMELY RARE, usually limited to huge volume (at least 50+ non-currency items/trade) bulk dealers, and long-term suppliers/buyers for specifically sought items.

If you try to shark or lowball me, whether or not your tone is implying I were born yesterday, I will treat you like you are a VERY stupid "419." Make of that what you will.

People who fail the simple tests above will be added to many public walls of shame, effective Q12026

Instead, if you deal in good faith, with any sense of netiquette? I might cut you a special deal as I have been known to do. However, be warned: don't mistake my beliefs prohibiting ruthless profit-seeking for the delusional notion that I'd be an easy mark, or some pushover, and don't expect me to treat just any Taylor, Tom, or Trinity with a firm handshake to a special deal, because I'll tell you right now: you can't hustle someone raised around some damn good career hustlers.