WHY THE HELL NOT

Meow for me then proceed to braid my ball hairs.
You only live once anyway.
♥♥♥♥ on my chest and stab your stiletto heel into my balls.
You may never have another chance.
Lets be men in sixty-nine while we urinate.
Because real dawgs should.
Let me properly glaze your doughnut tight eclair ass.
Because truly why the hell not ?