The "Official" Garfields Toes Fan Group!

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We are simply a group of like-minded people obsessed with Garfields beady little nubbins. His scrumptious furry pads. His delicious orange cheetos. God how I wish I could be Garfields personal footstool. To everyday be under and around those feet would be the epitome of bliss. No-one could love them more than I could; not Jon, not Odie, and not anyone else in this group. Speaking of which, this is a place for peaceful discussion of Garfields toes and other Garfield related topics. Please do not waste my time on anything else. Any harassment or abuse at all related to Garfields person at any time will result in an instant ban without hesitation. I accept constructive suggestions and fan art from anyone.

The next part is for Jim Davis' eyes only please: Please oh please Jim Davis let me be a character in your comics, I am your biggest fan. I've read every page of your comics from day one and its all been for those feet. I will pay as much as it takes, work for you every day. I will even lick your own toes if I must. Although such actions may be a crime against my greatest moral duty to stay chaste from all feet other than Garfields, I will do what I must. I am on my knees begging you. Please oh please at least respond to my emails, I've been sending them every day. You could at least acknowledge me Jim.

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Inactivity

13 April, 2019 - Garfield"Official"Fanclub | 1 Comments

The Lack Of Activity In This Group Is Concerning

And frankly, I am appalled.

When I started this group I did with the best of intentions: Discussion surrounding Garfield and his toes. And, at first, I was astounded at the amazing response and reception the idea seemed to have been getting. People were joining almost immediately, and I was filled to the brim with joy over the prospect of being able to discuss Garfield with like-minded individuals. But yet, here I am. My kingdom group is in shambles before I could even get a foot on the ground. This is utterly sickening, and against everything I stand for. I strive, to do everything I can under the pretense of serving Garfield.

I have officially created a plan in an effort to bolster this groups publicity, and in turn, achieve our goal of spreading the bliss of Garfield's scrumptious feet:

Invite and attract everyone and anyone (We can weed out the Non-believers and cretins later)
Review as many games as possible (This will essentially advertise our cause under the facade of "video game related content")
Create a steam curator page (A more public and authoritative platform with which to express our views)
More member interaction (Events and discussion will not only make our association appear more legitimate, but will make it become more legitimate in the process)
Branch out (As much as it pains and sickens me to say this... Garfield's feet alone may not be enough to attract the kind of platform I'm looking for. And while this idea is more late-stage, we may need to come out with other, sub-categories of discussion)

If all else fails I may have no other option but to move my group and my interests to a more relevant site, such as Furaffinity or e621.

Thank you for the attention, but now, I require your action.

On the subject of toes

27 March, 2019 - Garfield"Official"Fanclub | 0 Comments

Not a single day goes by without Garfield's sexy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toes strutting their way into my dreams. Invading my thoughts like an unforgotten lover. I do not despair however. For it is these such dreams that keep me sane through the long nights. Whenever I feel as though god had been made unhappy with me (no doubt, after how I squandered my priceless gift known as life.) Whenever I think of the disappointed and stern looks of my parents and colleges. I may become filled with the dread of a dying man. But... once the night comes, and my sleepy eyelids crawl slowly across my vision, with the weight of the days past monotony; a much more pleasurable monotony fills my head. In this dream, I am a sock; nothing more, nothing less. The owner of this sock, just so happens to be the most beautiful orange cat, with the most succulent feet of any known being, reality or fiction. He would spend the day with these feet deep inside of me, oblivious to my pleasure (let alone my awareness). And then, casually tossing me aside after a long Monday. Using me so intimately, before disposing of me; uncaring, unaware, effortlessly. ♥♥♥♥. I always wake up at the brink of finishing, able to feel myself coming to a climax as I open my eyes rather than while pleasantly asleep. As if Garfield himself is sending me off with one last tease. Message received Garfield.

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sparklepony543 25 Nov, 2019 @ 12:29am

I blast the Garfield show intro everyday at 1:00 AM at 40000 DB and wake up everyone on my street they threaten to call the cops but those facists should be glad they can even hear it, they don't deserve to even think about Garfield.