UwU I Stan With Danny Langford

Even though he can't read very well, I know that he can read the subtle expressions on my face and care for me as the gentleman he is. When I feel like crying he is always there to wipe my tears. When I am hungry, his 24 inch stord is always there to fill me. When I am thirsty.............When I am bored, he's always there to entertain me.