I doubt your commitment.

one day a mans house burned down, when he rushed outside he saw a little blue man running away.
he chased and chased the little blue man but couldnt find him anywhere.
he got a smaller house and the next day it caught fire. he rushed outside and again saw the little blue man running off into the sunset. he chased and chased him but couldnt find the little blue man anywhere.
He moved into a flat and the next day the flat caught fire, and again he saw the little blue man racing off in the distance. He chased and chased the man but again, could not find him.
Now poor, the man decided to live in his car, but the next day he arrived home to find his car ablaze, and once again, a little blue man running off into the distance. he chased and chased the little blue man but once more, could not catch him.
Now homeless, he managed to find space in a shelter, but the next day the shelter was burned to the ground, and again the little blue man scarpering into the night. He chased and chased furiously, but alas, could not catch the little blue man.
Having gathered his remaining possessions into a cardboard box, stashed away in an alleyway, the man was utterly ruined. The next day he found his box smouldering away. The little blue man running away. He chased and chased, now extremely fit from all the chasing, he followed the little blue man up one streed and down the next, over fences and through gardens, through houses and fields, the little blue man stole a horse and the man stole one too. the horses tired aout and again they ran and ran and ran, until there was nowhere left to run. The man had finally cornered the little blue man, he punched and kicked and threw and choked the little blue man half to death before asking, right you little creep, why have you ruined my life? My house, my other house, my flat, my car, the shelter, my box, everything, why have you dont this?
the little blue man looked up at him and said.. "i dunno?"

if youve reached this point, i no longer doubt your commitment to sparkle motion, welcome aboard brother.