"Slide it quick, slide it good, slide that thing just like you should"

Welcome fellow egglords! This here is a group dedicated to expressing raunchy fanfiction, daddy kinks, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ puns, unnatrual attractions to little children, unhealthy relationships with body pillows and other edgy things.

This group allows you to arrange dates of when you and your friends would like to all kill themselves (whether by hanging or by wing-gliding into oncoming traffic is up to you!), talk about the way that your parents physically, mentally and sexually ♥♥♥♥ you in our discussions and even being able to post announcments about how much crippling depression you've recieved after joining.

The possibilities are endless!