420YOLOSWAGGINGSDILDOBAGGINS

Why So Serious
Requirements to join:
You must be married to a first cousin and have a son with some incest growth...
They must arrange a fixed marriage of above mentioned son with incest growth to his sister (note: if he has no sister, one should be spawned immediately).plus one more thing..he must say "ola" at least 312315157815657195658 times...
When getting spanked and beaten a million times over they must never whine but rather say Thank You, May I Have Another!!...
They must be willing to sell their organs if I need some extra spending money...


Tips:
1. DO NOT buy weapons, fighting with your bare hands is so much sexier and it will get you chicks.
2. DO NOT buy potions. They are a waste of money and full of preservatives.
3. DO NOT buy armour, go to the gym until your abs are like steel plated awesomeness
4.ALLWAYS call people Scrubs.And when talking to a friend Call them ScrubLord

PS..Always wear alligator shoes when you play.. they'll make you slick and will increase your agility to +10