Come, loyal Schmalings from all around!

Greetings, Salutations, Welcome! Now go away. Leave, run... Or die!
Now that you're dead, you can read this! So you'll probably want to know what a few words mean. Schmaloo: Me. If you're nice, I'll tell you how I came up with it.
Schmaling: My faithful underlings (that's you), that partake in whatever stuff I think of that doesn't empty my poor pockets. You could win stuff! Probably worthless, but stuff all the same. You might find the name Schmaling a bit... Offensive? By adding the [RSCHM] tag to your name, you'll no longer be a Schmaling, but a Schmalien! (das liek bettarh). RSCHM stands for Real Schm(insert suffix here). You can do TF2 stuff here. You can brag about your Daedric face and talk about T.E.S lore, or ask for help. There's not much about T.E.S I don't know, so feel free to ask. Also, I have a mod. Took me 3 hours. Check me workshop. I'll shut up so you can join and make a schman of yourself.

RULES:
No making a discussion without permission. Ban.
No being rude, offensive, or racist. I doubt that will happen, but ban.
No commenting on my lotteries, to donate message me personally. Warning.