Pastie Nerds Unite :D <3

Greetings Steamgroup perverts, this group is for the utterly pastie gamers. We're a complicated bunch of nerds that come from all over Australian to get together and abuse the masses with our nonsense.

We are the kids that make it hell for other ♥♥♥♥ head players who join our lobbies in CoD6. Like the North American grape pickers we pick on the innocent and much like a broken nose we pick ever so carefully on the seedy old people who threaten to DDS (Direct Denial of Service) us for mic spamming.

Our core group consists of the pastiest ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ you'll want to forget meeting. Our group includes:
Karl: The one that is only remembered for his skill because his mic is too quiet. This kid is 8 out of 10 pasties, lives in ACT and is quick to remind people of bad rego. When he isnt using a ump; he can be often found ♥♥♥♥♥ in hand or getting ♥♥♥♥ high on cat crap. Karl is most keen to get on CoD6 and first to throw the insults. ♥♥♥♥ off Nathan.

Ball: The Legend. Known by his friends as Lord Balls, Leader of the Goat people, one with the honey and twice without the branch or simply Mike. He is the lead russel of the collective tall grass that is this group. Like the homeless moth, Ball finds his soon to be abused targets in lobbies and detaches their penis and whisps it into the tall grass to be fed apon by the rest of the gang. In the rare case that penis is not available then sledging of the kitchen duties follows. This guy is TOP PASTE, the maker of pasties, and sits at number one at 11 out of 10 pasties. Repping the Brisbane Northside White and Pasties.

Kris: Mad kid is mad. Everytime this pastie ♥♥♥♥ signs up to a game, he puts our ears and his desk at risk thanks to his mid-game power ups and rage. No where will you find a madder kid who considers having cover more vital in game than a healthy work relationship evident by the theived cartons of grog. He is also the only pastie pixel nerd here to have actually killed a pet before, poor cat. This mad pastie gets 5 out 10 of pasties because he isnt a nerd but loves his games and mic rage.

Matt: This tool needs texture hacks to play decent as much as he needs toothpaste, salt with apricots to get off. He sometimes confuses other pasties with the abused; resulting in teammate sledging. This nerd is fair bad and is often carried by his glasses because 20/20 sight is hard. This pastie is well known for his political incorrectness letting no ethnic, coloured folk, child, elderly person or woman go without abuse. This kid earns his 9 out of 10 pasties for his 1 on 1 webcam with Max.

Max: The luckiest pastie out because he is the only one with warlock t10 helm with equiped irl hammer and bowls. Handicapped by his sisters 24/7 webcam spam, he still finds a way to send abuse up what remains of his bandwidth to ♥♥♥♥ off whoever is listening. He defines himself as the only pastie to have drunk 3 litres of bong water within 30 minutes. This pixel farmer is at 8 out of 10 paint cans.