group of all of muh smurf accounts (main: Global)

If the account you're playing against is in this group, then it is one of my smurfs. My main account is the administrator of this group and can also be found at https://eo.steamhost.cc/steamcommunity_com/id/pingu_CS/ - I am a Global Elite normally but obviously my rank fluctuates in this area. You can add my main if you want to know anything.

I do not cheat. If you think I do, well then good for you, that's your opinion, but add these accounts to your VAC watchlist all you want - I won't get banned because I don't cheat. If you post "-rep hacker" or whatever on anything I won't delete it.

The fact that I'm a smurf isn't a bad thing - do you really think that you're going to get better by playing against silvers/novas over and over again? I learned by playing against high-level players and members of lower level NA teams like Denial in ESEA pugs. If you can adapt to counter me during a smurf game, then you're learning something about higher level CS:GO play.

CS:GO IS JUST A GAME. If you get mad, you are NOT HAVING FUN - and if you're not having fun then why are you playing? Quick tip, nobody cares about your matchmaking rank. I know I look like a hypocrite for saying that (after all, my entire proclamation that I am a good player is based on my rank), but MM ranks are the best indicator of skill in casual/pug CS:GO and can be related to by everyone. RWS/efficacy isn't as well known.

I didn't make this because I'm a sociopath that likes to rub in victories or because I have hot ♥♥♥♥ syndrome, I made this because I used to be a lower level and I got mad at smurfs. I'm not a ♥♥♥♥ - if you want me to, I can explain why I make the decisions I make in game round-by-round. If you're willing to learn, I can even queue with you - just add me.

I'm by no means anywhere near the best there is in CS:GO and I don't claim to be.

muh website[bentley.pw]