Odd Looking Man is BADASS!

When the war between the Odd Looking Man and Odder Looking Man began, people were horrified. Mass murders took place and the world was plunged into chaos. However, with the unrelenting drive of the Odder Looking Man and his forces against the Odd Looking Man, a decisive victory was won at the Mountain Pass, and the Odd Looking Man was defeated... For now...
Still, the Odd Looking Man is said to be building forces again. This could be trouble, and only the Odder Looking Man has the power to stop him. The main point of all this non-sense; War, what is it good for?
812 - Anti Odd Looking Man Act passed.
943 - Odd Looking Man routed from Europe by Portuagese.
1014 - First appearence of Odd Looking Man in Delhi.
1296 - Odd Looking Man spotted in Ottoman Empire.
1330 - Kendoku helps Walchinka rise.
1378 - Odd Looking Man attacks Byzantine Empire with Ottoman troops.
1417 - Walchinka's last stand, invasion of the Ottomans.
1453 - Odd Looking Man takes Constantinople.
1566 - Odd Looking Man spotted in Hungary.
1628 - First Odd Looking Man - Odder Looking Man brothers war. Outcome of war is a draw.
1671 - Second Odd Looking Man - Odder Looking Man brothers war. Outcome of war results in Odder Looking Man admitting hegemony.
1701 - Third Odd Looking Man - Odder Looking Man brothers war. Outcome results in the fall of Odd Looking Man chateaux in Caux, France.
1796 - Odd Looking Man again in France helps Napolean rise to Emporer.
1811 - Odd Looking Man spotted in Genoa. Odder Looking Man ensues pursuit.
1864 - Odd Looking Man fights for the German Empire against Denmark in the second Schleswig war. Odder Looking Man still in pursuit.
1899 - Kendoku revives Walchinka, to form Romania.
1916 - Odder Looking Man fights Odd Looking Man at the Battle of the Somme. Odder Looking Man routes Odd Looking Man, who flees. Odd Looking Man goes into hiding.
1940 - Odd Looking Man fights on German side during the Battle of France. Odder Looking Man does not appear in this fight.
1962 - Odd Looking Man on board Soviet ship with nuclear weapons ready to be launched.
1989 - Odd Looking Man helps destroy the Berlin Wall.
1991 - Odd Looking Man photobombs pictures of the fall of the Soviet Union.
2001 - Fourth Odd Looking Man - Odder Looking Man brothers war. Odd Looking Man finally defeated, goes into hiding.
2014 - Odd Looking Man spotted by school cafeteria, turns out to just be Strange Looking Lunch Lady.
2015 - Drugs forces Dillon to kill Nigel or Alonso.
2016 - Odd Looking Man is elected president of the United States of America.