Livin' Like Larry

Hey, I would just like to talk about a very serious topic. Recently, I have devoted my life to the religion of Chrustationism. Yes, that is right. I am a Chrustian. I have chosen to worship Larry the Lobster, and ultimately, Live like Larry. I have recieved a lot of ridicule and hatred for my beliefs, but I have pushed on with the help of the Bubble. Krabs 3:35 "For all have sinned and come short of the glory of Larry, let Jesus Chrust save you from Davy Jones locker. Amen." That is my life verse, I will devote 3 weeks of every month to finding the Magic Conch, the Holy Grail of the Chrustation church.


Sincerely,

Kermit the Frog