No lube, no mercy!

It began like any other slow morning, picking up with moderate pace. RED did not know what to expect. The BLU brought down on them the hammer of God, flourishing their righteous and almighty power, thwarting the RED in seconds flat. The wandering souls of RED can take solace in the fact that their end was brought so nigh-instantaneously that no pain could be felt other than pride left on the dry, hard-packed sands of Dustbowl, tattered and beaten. The war was waged on the hallowed servers of [TEAM ROOMBA], but our strength will know no bounds as it stretches to the outer reaches of the very cosmos and back again. We are the elite, we are the champion, WE ARE...KINGS OF BUTTRAPE.

[TEAM ROOMBA] -- 67.18.19.3:27015[forums.2fort2furious.com]
I DETECT LULZ ([BSM]/[KOBR] Clan Server] -- 69.180.34.35:27015[www.bsmclan.com]