"HOES BEFORE BROS"

We are HOES. We specialize in Team Fortress 2, with some Left 4 Dead 1 and 2, on occasion. If you'd like more information contact one of our officers, and remember: HOES BEFORE BROS.

--- Membership Info ---
Most likely, you cannot join us unless you personally know one of us, so don't bother us. If you got an invitation from one of our officers, you must submit a historic stripper name for approval. You will then be contacted with further instructions.


--- Founders ---
Hooker T. Washington
Gangbang Amadeus Mozart
Daniel Poon
Julius Pleaser
Pole Revere


--- Current Members ---
William Howard Shaft
Groper Cleveland
Anne Spank
Sir Isaac Nudeton
Napoleon Bonerparty
Thomas Jeffwhoreson
Davy Cockett
Thomas Whackson
Nikola Titsla