Did you ever feel that your übercharge was a bit on the slow side? Did your KGB feel a bit overpowered? Did Heavys legs move to slow?

WELL THEN WE HAVE THE SOLUTION!

I welcome you to the Group of Running Urgently (and Killing People Urgently)!

Here, we dont do things the old fashioned way. We übercharge GRU-carrying Heavies (from now on called Hoovies) that can punch a sentry (level 1) down in about 20 hits. What's not to love?!

Join this group, spread it to your friends like you would spread clamydia, and most importantly, DO IT URGENTLY!

With Urgent Love, Your Urgently Fearless Leader Twinkles. (from now on called YUFLT)