gmund

Originally posted by Manpferd:

gmund ist eine wunderschöne Stadt

„Fotoshop“ war ein Joke, ich war da grad mal hellwach
Scheiß auf den Penz, stepp’ wie ein Bär in einem nagelneuen R8, woah
Du hast 100 Nikes mehr? Ich hab’ 100!
Check mal dein’ Steil, dein Outfit ist nur ein’ Giraffenhals wert
Weil ich Millionen verdiene, fahre ich Beamer, sammel’ Sneaker
Du verstehst unter „Bär“ leider nur den Stepper
Bin mit deinem Hund fertig, du ♥♥♥♥♥ - du bist fresher als du? Ja, das merk’ ich jetzt schon irgendwie!


Once two friends were walking through the forest. They knew that anything dangerous can happen to them at any time in the forest. So they promised each other that they would remain united in any case of danger.

Days went by and then suddenly they saw a large bear approaching them. One of the friends at once climbed a nearby tree, then realized this hasn't be added yet so he got kicked from the server. But the other one did already know that. So being led by his common sense, he lay down on the ground screaming, pretending to be a dead man.

The bear came near the man screaming on the ground. It smelt in his ears, and slowly left the place. Because the bears do not touch the screaming creature. Now the friend reconnected and asked his friend on the ground, “Friend, what did the bear tell you into your ears?” The other friend replied, “The bear advised me not to eat raw human flesh.”