Never Trust An Eskimo

One day there was a little Gbarty who was unknown to the world
He went about his daily life as a happy chap and never did any thing wrong
Gbarty likes to work hard at school all day and then go home and play Farming Sim

When Gbarty went into year 9 he was put into top maths set, Gbarty much proud
As the months passed new seating plans were created Gbarty became friends with many of the strange heffalumps in his class. One day Gbarty was sat next to an Eskimo. Gbarty did not know that this seating plan was to change his live FOREVER

The Eskimo and Gbarty talked and talked exchanging banters It did not take long for the two of them to get on to topic of computers. They were both humored by there hatred for consoles and agreed the the PC master race ftw

After many lessons of talking about computer games the Eskimo invited Gbarty to his steam group called the WomblingWoganators.

Gbarty was amazed with the amount of people from his school that were in this steam group! Gbart started to play alot more games and in only a few months the Eskimo had turned Gbarty from a calm Wheat Farming Arab into a Gun Heavy Blow ♥♥♥♥ Up Terrorist

That was when the name calling started

Eskimo turned from a kind loving individual into a Massive Orge Loving Dank Lord, Gbarty was scared
Gbarty had no choice but to put up with the name calling, Gbarty tried to hide all of his pain with bullets, Gbarty became more violent than ever he even went back to Gbarty Dank Farm and torched all of the fields

After Many Many months the name calling had still not stopped
Gbarty had had enough, he went out to make his own steam group. Gbarty felt pride once again and truly felt like he could not be stopped
Only one issue came up, Gbarty was very, very stupid, Gbarty had no idea how to leave his old steam group. Gbarty thought oh well and carried on making his own steam group thinking to himself that they will all be wel jel and want to be his fri3nd

Day 553
Gbarty was wrong, very wrong

The name calling increased dramatically Gbarty even made a graph of the amount of names he was called per day, However this didn't help

After the graphical analysis of his daily downfall had proved to not work but only increase the problem Gbarty decided to make a book

The book had multiple pages
On the 11th of February 2015 Gbarty decided to publish his book to the internet


[/h1]I Feel ♥♥♥♥ - Gbarty[/h1]

Sticks and Stones can break bones but words are also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Names I have been called
GbartyOnline
GbartyRedWine
GbartyFineLine
GbartyBlurredLines
GbartyHammerTime
GbartyAirlines
GbartyKnifeCrime
GbartyStopSign
GbartyWindChime
GbartyNeedsShrine
GbartyOilPipeLine
GbartyPastTime
GbartyFriedRice
GabrtyHasSpine
GbartyHotline
GbartyJustDied
GbartyPoshWine
GbartyFatSwine
GbartyNotMine
GbartyPastTime
GbartyFrontLine
GbartyUndermines
GbartyOutline
GbartyTankMine
GbartyBumSlime
GbartyNightTime
GbartyCombine
GbartyQualityPine
GbartyQuestionTime


The List Goes On!

NEVER TRUST AN ESKIMO