Based Donger

Who is Donger? I can tell you one thing for sure, he does not hack. His one taps are so perfectly amazing you could swear it was aimlock, but his masterful handjob does work when he is beating the meat of his enemies.
Nobody can compare to his mastermind game sense. He knows where the enemy are the same time the enemy know where they are. He knows when an enemy will pop out before the enemy pops out. Based Donger is our lord and savior, teaching us daily the ethics of fair play at counter strike. Based Donger preaches daily that cheating is not the solution.

If you or any of your loved ones suffer from chronic cheating disorder, seek help immediately.
Dial 911 or follow these quick remedial methods:
1. Obtain a high caliber firearm (like a juandeag)
2. One tap yourself
3. Become one with the divine God and he will forgive you of your sins.

Studies show that 100% of cheaters are white.