WIN AWESOME PRIZES, FOR THE LITERALLY LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW PRICE OF $0.00 PER MONTH! >:3

*DISCLAIMER*

THIS CONCEPT IS STILL IN EARLY BETA STAGES, SO NOTHING IS FINAL, MANY THINGS MAY CHANGE FROM MY INITIAL STRUCTURE, SO PLZ DO NOT GET MAD AT ME OR HATE ME IF SOMETHING YOU LIKE CHANGES ;_;





HELLO, ALL MY FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS. ALL OF YOUR TIME OF LOYALTY AND OBEDIENCE HAS LITERALLY FINALLY PAID OFF. I WILL NOW START A PRIVATE VIRTUAL LOTTERY SYSTEM WITH ALL MY GOOD STEAM (and possibly facebook) FRIENDS, TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION FOR YOUR LOYALTY AND OBEDIENCE.

First of all, Let's get the unpleasant stuff out of the way. YES. IT DOES DEAL WITH MONEY, so it obviously is literally going to cost me a considerable amount of money to do such a thing like this, so not everyone will be eligible to be in this program. I will be accepting FREE applications by email or text. Plz feel free to contact my anytime anyday at eric.prak@hotmail.com or (206) 327-3477, and you will receive a response with either a reward letter, or a letter saying why you were not eligible. Plz do not take any rejections personally, as I am only one person, so naturally I literally cannot afford to give out money to just LITERALLY EVERYONE I KNOW.

Just send a text or email to me a short 500-1,000 word essay , proving to me how you have been a good hearted loyal friend to me, and why you feel you deserve this. Factors I will use to decide if you are eligible will be the following:

*How many years you have known me,

*How loving, friendly, compassionate, and cooperative you have been to me

*Any favors you may have done to me in the past, ever since I've known you

*How often you have played games with me and watched my streams.





ANYWAY, LET'S GET ON TO THE JUICY PART, THE PRIZES AND THE BALLOT SYSTEM!

Starting off with once a week, I will be giving out 1 free random Steam CD Key, as well as ten virtual submissions to the bi-monthly (Every Two months) grand prize drawings. Other ballot submissions MUST BE DONE MANUALLY, limit 1 submission per email, 10 submissions per day, to prevent spamming and/or unfair and uneven flooding of submissions.


My intial Idea, is to have the bimonthly prize be a TAX FREE prize of $50 sent STRAIGHT to your paypal account, by which you can spend HOWEVER YOU WANT. NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STARBUCKS ONLY GIFT CARDS, NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STEAM CREDIT FOR OVERPRICED STEAM GAMES, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RESTRICTIONS AND NO STRINGS ATTACHED.

Anyway, I look forward to interviewing all of you lovely candidates. Have a nice day, AND FOR ♥♥♥♥'S SAKE, GET TO THA CHOPPAH!